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Date Posted: 03:47:12 12/27/01 Thu
Author: Edge
Subject: THE UNDERTAKER IS STILL "TECHNICALLY" IN A COFFIN
In reply to: The Undertaker & Bret Hart 's message, "Tag team titles" on 11:25:31 12/25/01 Tue

*Never gonna stop* hits the arena and out walks the uWa MVP and uWa Cruiserweight Champion, Edge. Edge has a mic in his hand and Edge slides into the ring and allows the canadian national anthem to be played. Edge wipes a tear from his eye and then turns to the crowd.
"I smell something, wait it's me, I'm sorry I'm wreaking of awesomeness, my bad(Edge laughs and the crowd boos). The Undertaker, you freaking moron(Edge looks down at the coffin.) I locked you up in a coffin, your stuck in the coffin stupid!!!! I locked it and you still manage to walk out and challenge me. Wait a second..."
(Edge opens the coffin with the key, looks at Undertaker inside and smashes him in the face with his boot, Edge shuts the coffin, and locks it once more.)"LEt me put it in simplier terms, YOU CAN'T GET OUT, YOUR IN A COFFIN."
"Now I am complaing to Mr. Toole, our beloved commishoner, that this shouldn't of happened, the Undertaker is in the coffin, with broken arms and legs, Is the Undertaker out of the coffin? I think not. Anyways answering the Undertaker's questions. I, dumbass, am with the uWa I wasn't fired, didn't you get the hint from me winning the match at Payback for them? IT WAS A TRICK!!!!! NOW I am respectfully the uWa's MVP."
"N~W~O. You have a week to get out of the XCW or you will face the wrath of a winning team, Team Canada!!!! And I will do much worse than what I did to the Undy. Trust me, I will. NExt, I offer membership to Team Canada to Y2J, Bret Hart; You should really be on a winning team;, and any other canadians in the XCW, or the uWa."

"Commishoner, back me up here man!!!" Edge rolls out of the ring and pulls a coffin roller from under the ring. Edge places the coffin on it and rolls it into the back. There is a hearst waiting and Edge rolls the coffin to the hearst, Edge places the coffin inside and shuts the hearst. Edge gets in the front seat, and starts the hearst, as he drives off the back reads "Failed Americans" Edge drives off into the night.

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