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Date Posted: 09:58:17 11/26/01 Mon
Author: The Slammer Bros. (with Glory)
Subject: Parody of the uWA
In reply to: Suede and Hornet 's message, "Re: We're here, and we want to join the BMC!" on 18:16:06 11/24/01 Sat

”The Beautiful People” by Marylin Manson blasts out of the pa system, and the crowd expect to see members of the uWa come out. Instead, Billy Slammer and Jimmy Slammer walk into the ring. They are accompanied by Glory. All three are wearing BMC t-shirts and are each carrying a belt. Billy grabs a mic.

BS – The invasion has begun! We are the Bad Man Corporation, and we are taking over! I am Billy, co-BMC tag team holder!

Billy and Jimmy hold their belts above their heads. Crowd laughs.

JS – You haven’t won anything until you’ve won one of the BMC titles, and you’ve haven’t really wrestled until you’ve wrestled one of the BMC!!

Glory – And I am the BMC World Heavyweight Champion! Yes, that’s right! I have never wrestled before, I have never won a match before, but I am the World Champion! And, before I am in the BMC, I demand a shot at the XCW Championship.

All three laugh.

BS – Okay, okay, we all know how stupid this is getting. But we’re here, ladies and gentlemen, to accept the uWa team’s challenge of a number one contenders tag title match at Torment…winners to get a shot at Payback!

Glory – And what the hell is the HollyWood sign? Your lucky charm?

All three laugh again, and exit to cheers.

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