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Date Posted: 05:28:28 11/27/01 Tue
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: Hey Rock Listen up

**The camera rolls at a local house show. The lights go out. Kurt Angles entrance music plays over the pa system. The fans go crazy. The fire works blaze. Kurt and JunkYard Dawg walk out. The fans go nuts. Kurt is wearing a red white and blue sweat suit. Junkyard Dawg is wearing Black jeans, black boots, and no shirt. They make their way to the ring. Kurt has his medals on his neck. JunkYard Dawg has a dog color on his neck. Junkyard Dog gets a mic.**

JYD: As everyone knows I am a newcomer in this fed, I havent even had a match... But plain and simple The Rock has asked us to join him and take out the BMC or some stable around here...Well as far as I go , lets do this!! Rock I am ready and willing.. I dont care what we have to do but trust me I am down to do it... Now everyone says that a dogs bark is worse then its bite, well my bite is much worse then my bark.. Rock plain and simple lets do this..

**JunkYard Dawg hands the mic to Kurt Angle.**

Angle: Ya know ever sinse I was younger I have exceeded in everything I do.. I was naturally gifted in any sports I played.. I was a great amature wrestler, hell I won Olympic gold! Now I know everyone in the back is afraid of me,

**Crowd boos.**

Angle: Its true Its true!! Now Rock you come to me and ask me to help you take this stable out... Well Rock I understand why you would do that... I mean I am an Olympic champion! I do have Olympic gold! And Rock I smell what your cookin! Your cookin the great one, and the Olympic hero Kicking some ASS!!! Now Rock this is great, But I have a match coming up with this jackass named Duke.. Now Duke I dont know much about you, I dont know your history.. I dont know your title holdings or anything else of that matter... But I do know this, you cant beat a true Olypic hero! I mean I am Kurt Angle, I am a real life super hero! I mean I beat all the odds, I come out on top, and I fight for the little guy, so Duke, or should I say Puke you will see why an Olympic hero is someone you dont mess with!

**JunkYard Dawg takes the Mic.**

JYD: Now Duke this match looks to be a fair one, but I will be ring side making sure everything goes down cool... You might be a good wrestler, but face it you dont have Olympic gold....

**The camera cuts to comercial.**

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