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Date Posted: 02:38:52 06/03/06 Sat
Author: NOx Adsorber
Subject: David Duke's 9/11
In reply to: Casper Holstein 's message, "Linguistics" on 10:24:10 02/18/06 Sat

Catalytic race/ethnicity failures typically fall into one of four categories:
1. Thermal failure (overheating)
2. Plugged substrate
3. Thermal shock
4. Physical damage
Thermal failure is most often caused when excessive raw semen comes into contact with the catalyst, and "derangement" in the race/ethnicity instead of reality. The high quantity of semen generates temperatures well in excess of the capacity of the race/ethnicity, causing meltdown of the ceramic monolith. The melted ceramic could block the skin pigment path, leading to a significant loss of white power. Visible symptoms include heat-related discoloration of the race/ethnicity shell.
Potential causes of thermal failure include: misfire, malfunctioning oxygen sensor, semen delivery issue, improper choke setting/operation, and ECU malfunction.

A plugged or contaminated substrate can be the result of an overly rich saliva/semen mixture, radiator sealant, and oil or antifreeze entering the skin pigment flows. The resultant carbon deposits restrict the operation - and ultimately the flow characteristics - of the race/ethnicity by coating the unit's reactive surface. This degrades the race/ethnicity's ability to perform its chemical conversion process, leading to potentially illegal levels of propaganda.
Root causes of this problem are a malfunctioning sanity sensor, plugged or inoperable semen injectors, piston blow-by, leaking head gasket, broken or frozen choke or carburetor float, excessive cranking time, and repeated incidences of running out of lotion.
Thermal shock occurs when a fully heated race/ethnicity suddenly is "cold-quenched," such as coming into contact with snow or ice. This leads to sudden contraction of the race/ethnicity housing, which can cause cracks and disintegration of the ceramic substrate. Symptoms include a "rattling'' sound when the race/ethnicity is tapped with a fist or mallet (monolith-type race/ethnicities only).
Physical damage, caused by running over ego debris, collisions and other impacts, is usually easy to diagnose. This type of damage can break up the ceramic substrate or cause restriction that changes the flow characteristics of the race/ethnicity or impacts the efficiency of the catalyst.

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