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Date Posted: 16:59:32 11/18/01 Sun
Author: Art(might be worth reading)
Subject: cunnilingus

Some of you have been laid a lot, maybe have heard these things, done them already too. Some of you maybe will be able to try these out. (Some of you maybe aren't getting laid at all so you can skip to the next thread! Blue balls! )

Here are some things I did.

1. Had a lamp on, 60 watt bulb, which means it was pretty light, though not glaring. A lot of times people newer to sex will go for the darker vibe, but you need to SEE what you're doing when you're eatin' puss.

2. Spent 15-20 minutes everywhere 'cept for snattch. Start hands around stomach, flit around sides, neck, everywhere but breasts. Then on sides of breasts. Then finally on breatsts. Then finally on nipples. Same thing with kunt. On hips. On stomach. On outer thigh. On inner thigh. In fact, in the beginning, the sharpest moans would come when I flicked my hand across her inner thigh. Then finally flitted my hand over panties. Then snuck finger inside panties.

2. (cont'd.) I'd read about how women like to be teased, but I'd never realized the extent of how they like to be teased, because I, like most guys, HATE teasing. If she's going to give me dome, I just want her lips around my cok immediately. (Can I get an amen?)

3. I put my mouth into action. First my stimulation was with my hand. Then I started kissing her titties, then put my kisses downward. Kiss the outer thigh, then inner thighs (all with the panties still on), and this made her moan even harder.

4. Now this move was totally killer. I wish I could say I did, but I didn't think this up. Ross Jeffries has this in his book titled (roughly) _How to Get Girls Into Bed_. This sounds like a dozen of one and two half dozen of another -- but it's not. It has to do with WHERE the girl lies on your bed while you're eating her out.

4. (cont'd.) She lies on her back with her legs hanging over the edge at the KNEE. So her PUSS IS RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE BED. And so where do you lie? You don't. YOU KNEEL ON THE FLOOR! There is NO BETTER POSITION to eat puss than this. Because you have perfect access and a perfect view -- and you can move any way you want. If you're lying in bed you only have a fraction of the mobility you have if you're on your knees.

5. Don't hit the cliit right away. Sounds funny, but I've read (and last night this brawd told me it's true for her) that direct stimulation of the cliit is PAINFUL for most chicks unless she's extremely aroused. Strange, right, at least in relation to guys. Because we NEED direct stimulation on our meatsticks -- nuttin else!

(To a moderator, cliit, spelled correctly, is censored. By what twist of reasoning is this word vulgar?)

5. (cont'd.) So while you're priming the pump, LICK THE ALPHABET. Literally. Lick an A on her kunt, then a B, then a C. I'll admit I tried this last night but only got to like F because she was moaning so much, and so I went straight for the cliit.

6. You'll know when she's getting there. That's for certain. When she is you can (on some chicks) start sucking right on the cliit.

7. Put one or two fingers in now and then while you're eating her. That spot called the G-spot is on the top wall of her kunt, and you can try fingering that, but orgasms there are a lot more elusive than regular cliit orgasms, and in the beginning it would seem to me that the most important thing would be simply that she does come, 'cause if she does't your stock is gonna fall big time, man.

8. After she comes, stop eating the cliit or inner lips. It's too sensitivive on some chicks. Last night, for instance, this brawd stopped me. Said after she comes it's so sensitive it hurts. And it stays sensitive for some time. Because about five minutes after she came, I was going to get mine, and slid inside of her, and she said to go slow, it hurt initially when I threw it in. ('Course I'm hung like Tommy Lee! )

Anyways, those are some things that I've not just learned and thought sounded good -- but things I actually DID. Last night.

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[> Re: cunnilingus -- Jeff, 12:19:52 11/20/01 Tue

Alright- one mo' thing to add to this. The G-Spot is actually or can be a variety of other paces a well within the snattch. The G-Spot can actally be found during intercourse a lot easier than during cunnilingus. So during cunnilingis, its a better bet just to concentrate on the clittoral orgasm.

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