| Subject: UCIW??? |
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Z Money
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Date Posted: 08:03:42 11/25/01 Sun
(Z Money and BDA are walking down a deserted sidewalk at night. Suddenly they hear a strange noise coming from an alley. It sounds as if a massive orgy is going on. Z and BDA peek around the corner to investigate. In the alley they find Mad Dog, Plex, Dan Hough, Kid Chaos, Sycho, Steve Austin, Scarecrow, and Capey. To their horror they find they were right, a big orgy IS taking place in the alley just 50 ft. from Z and BDA.)
Z Money: Wow, look BDA, I guess they really are "hardcore."
BDA: Well, I guess one hardcore is just as good as another.
Z Money: Oh, guess what I got this morning?
(Z Money reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a nickel plated 9mm with a gold Z embedded into the grip.)
BDA: Hey, that's cool, but look what I've got.
(BDA opens his black leather trench coat to reveal a sawed off shotgun with a pistol grip.)
Z Money: Very nice. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
BDA: I hope so. Let's blast them fools.
(Z Money and BDA jump around the corner and let the lead fly. Both men empty their weapons into the alley, reload, and empty them again. When all the smoke and dust had cleared, there was one man left standing in the alleyway.)
Z Money: Who is that?
BDA: I think it's Kid Romeo.
Z Money: Damn, I didn't even see him before.
BDA: Me neither, he must have been on bottom.
(Z Money walks up to Kid Romeo and presses his gun to Kid Romeo's forehead. Kid Romeo urinates all over himself. Z Money looks into Romeo's eyes, lowers his 9mm, and walks back out of the alley.)
BDA: What are you doing? Why didn't you blow that piece of shit away?
Z Money: Hey man, did you read his RP's?
BDA: No.
Z Money: Well I did, and I just couldn't do it. I guess I feel sorry for him.
BDA: Well I don't.
(BDA takes a few steps forward, aims the 12 gauge for Kid Romeo's stomach, and pulls the trigger...BOOM...Z Money sits up and looks around. He is in his bed, in a cold sweat.)
Z Money: Phew, it was only a dream. Those punks from UCIW will pray they had it that easy when the Invasion comes.
(Z Money gets out of bed and walks into his bathroom. He splashes some cold water on his face.)
Z Money (mumbling): Burn my fucking belt...
Female Voice #1: Z what's wrong?
Female Voice #2: Yeah Z, come back to bed baby.
(Z Money smiles and returns to his business in the bedroom.)
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