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Date Posted: 13:18:32 11/13/13 Wed
Author: New CeebŪ
Author Host/IP: 64.132.210.51
Subject: Re: Here YOU go.
In reply to: phan 's message, "Re: Here YOU go." on 12:36:40 11/13/13 Wed

>The last few years, I've been frying people's turkeys
>for them. I don't charge much, just material costs
>divided among the number of people who ordered. I've
>also fried and carved up my free turkey for our office
>people who don't get to stay home, and one or two of
>my stores' personnel that are stuck working. Last
>night I was talking to the two girls that are
>scheduled to work T-Day. They're both young and hot.
>One was begging me for turkey breast. Being in a work
>environment, she knew it was killing me to not be able
>to respond to that in my normal piggish fashion.
>That's alright. She'll get her breast. The other girl
>is a vegetarian so I guess I'll have to bring her some
>potatoes. Her guilty pleasure is gravy too. Go figure.
>Anyway, try to do something for someone else this
>Thanksgiving day and stay the fuck home, you selfish
>fucking diva. I'm betting you won't.

Yeesh. Last year I hosted, Richie. Made a kick-ass turkey, too!

This year we're doing the damn thang Friday to accommodate schedules. So Thursday evening, I'll prolly get toasty. I like your idea about handing out leering glances, though. I'll try that!

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