Um. Ew. n/t -- Margaritaville NFL Forum

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, [6], 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 15:27:27 11/15/13 Fri
Author: Buc2
Author Host/IP: 23.25.106.209
Subject: Um. Ew. n/t
In reply to: Bush>Forte 's message, "That'd be nearly impossible" on 15:25:27 11/15/13 Fri

>>>Ok. Maybe only if you licked it. Still.......
>>>
>>>Two Belgian university professors recently decided to
>>>submit the 10 most borrowed books at the Antwerp
>>>library to bacteriology and toxicology tests.
>>>
>>>Traces of cocaine were found on all 10 books. The
>>>traces were small enough that readers would not feel
>>>the effects, but significant enough that they could
>>>test positive for cocaine.
>>>
>>>But the real case of life imitating art was revealed
>>>when the scientists discovered traces of the herpes
>>>virus in the pages of the erotic tale Fifty Shades of
>>>Grey.
>>>
>>>In order to prevent a public panic, professors
>assured
>>>readers that the concentrations of the herpes virus
>>>were minimal and that the virus could not be
>>>contracted simply by touching the book.
>>>
>>>They also suggested that books are for reading.
>>
>>Good thing they didn't test Pignut's Penthouse.
>
>Those pages are stuck together tighter than the Dead
>Sea Scrolls. ;-P

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Don't you mean EwE? n/t -- Bush>Forte, 15:38:41 11/15/13 Fri
- LOL! n/t -- Buc2, 15:41:10 11/15/13 Fri