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Date Posted: 08:56:36 11/24/01 Sat
Author: G
Subject: No reason to be apprehensive about your horoscope - ...

...as usual you smell of roses and pass every test with flying colors :-))).

They seem to do something right, because most of what they write seems to apply to you. It's a bit weird that the beginning of your father is identical with mine, but I think later there are differences. You will ROFL when you read about 'the mother in your chart', but please don't torment dear Virgster, because this is only what strangers write about what they think they see of your dear mother in the celestial constellations at the time of your birth.

What they write in my daughters' creeps me out. If they are right, my life will remain fucked up and I will never amount to anything. Oh, and I'm such a depressed and fucked up person that I have somehow transferred some of my depressed shadow side to the kid. I hope they are wrong. I can read this to you some other time, because of course yours comes first, and you will be really fluffified. They are pretty correct, and ALL of it seems to be pretty awesome. You will see.

Thank you for elaborating on the leaving da cunt and leaving previous lovers sitch. I'm glad you say that you can stand me and appreciate it that I adore you and cling to you so much. When I think you might leave sometime (like today when I thought you the three hours bugging on the phone was just too much for you), I literally freak. I went shopping after we rang off because the shops are only open until four on Saturdays, and while I was out I was still creeped out, thinking what if he (=you) isn't here anymore. But - unlike with the Virgster info - you did promise you wouldn't leave unless some ample breasted bimbo dragged you away by force, right ? (sorry for simplifying it so much *sigh* - it seems I just HAVE to try, but of course you can disavow :-(. Please see this only as resulting from my worshipping and adoring and needing you all the time, kay ?

Cure doesn't equal paid leave in general terms. It's like this when you have an ailment and you have a doctor who thinks you are sick enough they prescribe for you a cure. Which means the employer has to let you go for a certain amount of time, it's legalized (maybe once every three years or so), it usually applies to severe or chronic illnesses, Shitbird's colleage just got six weeks' worth of it for headaches, and you go to a nice place in a beautiful part of the country which is a combination of hotel and medical institution. Of course much nicer than a hospital. Food is usually very good, people are pampered, there is physiotherapy, massages and the works. The health insurance companies pay for part of it (they used to pay for it all, but now the patients have to pay a certain percentage). I just called it 'cure' shortly, because in Krautland that's what we call it: 'Kur'.

I'll be happy to run the Euro shit by you on the phone. It is as sad as it looks: Fucking Kohl wanted to unify us with the fucking GDR cavepeople. Mitterrand the old asshole resented this, because the fucking Frogs still have nightmares from WWII when they all had to wave their white flags (if you ask me, the you-know-who should have completely destroyed Frogland at the time, and we wouldn't have the Euro now !!!). So it that fucking Mitterrand wrote fucking Kohl a letter demanding that Krautland give up its currency and make a pledge to European whatever bullshit unification. OF course this was helped along by the two million (Dollar ? Pound ? - at least it wasn't Frog money) that Mitterrand bribed Kohl with, but that didn't come out until much much later, and ta - da - the fat asshole tried to sell to the Krauts this useless new currency, and they had fake surveys according to which most Krauts were really drooling to get this shitty money and all. Sad but true. And then fucking Mitterrand could die easily because he had managed to do what the fucking Frogs hadn't managed after the war, on account of you guys and the Brits: Destroyed Krautland, or an important part of it. *shrug*

I'm kind of disappointed that even the US were schmoozing with that fucking Gorbachev. And you can believe me, he was heavily rewarded with millions and millions of dollars for forcing this fucking GDR on us. And now we will pay till we drop dead. Oh well, gotta try for a more positive outlook on life, dk's horoscope has made me feel even worse about myself.

Do you think I can find info on the Net on how books are produced and published, like who you send them to when you have written them, and all that stuff ? *grin* - of course first we must write them, but then I can't bear to be such an unsuccessful person as I look in dk's horoscope. Creeps me out some more....

So glad you called, you are so awesome. I really really needed to hear you, and I'm glad you received my telepathic vibes. *big huggies*

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