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Date Posted: 08:56:39 11/28/01 Wed
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: The real deal!

**The camera looks around the arena to see fans holding up signs that say such things as, "WHAT ABOUT HOWARD FINKEL?!" and "Austin 3:16 says I just milked your cow" as we are in the Oklahoma dome and all of the sudden "walk" by Pantera blares over the PA system of the arena and non other then Rob Van Dam appears in the entry way with a scrawny guy with a whistle blaring following in his footsteps..he has a microphone**

Bill Alfonzo: This right here is RVD...the whole f'n show...Mr. PPV..Mr. Monday night babay! *blows whistle numerous times loudly* This federation is about to find out what the true hardcore icon is all about babay! *blows whistle once more*

RVD: Whoa whoa...calm down there Billy ol' boy. Your gettin up there in the age department and don't have the physical prawless of someone like...Rob...Van...Dam! So keep calm there freebird.

Bill: OKAY R V D I'LL CALM ON DOWN! You a gonna kick everyone's BUTT all over the arena on smackdown right? *blows whistle again*

RVD: It's cool.

Bill: It's ...C-COOL? You lost to BenWAAAAH on RAWWWWWW what the heck on god's green earth makes you think you can beat him this time? Do you have a special trick up your sleeve? An ace in the hole? A fly in the soup?! A FARMER IN THE DELL?

RVD: Whatever.

Bill: RVD HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS MATCH WHEN THERE IS GOLD INVOLVED?!

RVD: I'm fighting against Chris Benoit...the canadian crippler..I've got his number man. Everything's cool when your...ROB VAN DAM. I mean it's for the light heavyweight title. How hard could it be? I'm gonna go down there, hit a van damina---

Bill: THEN YOU'LL GET DQed! Why don't you think before you speak?! You can't use the Van daminator in this match RVD..you can't use chairs or else you'll get DQed RVD..and if you lose the match you can't bring home the gold! *Blows whistle in RVD's face*

RVD: *sigh* No crap Bill..I'll give him a superkick before I give him the five star frog splash...alright? Now calm down before you have a heart attack old man.

Bill: WHO YOU CALLIN OLD I CAN STILL Rumble and TUMBLE with the best of em!! *blows whistle* I can beat anyone from Doink to kerploink! *blows whistle*

RVD: Your making me nautious Bill...would you please stop blowing in the stupid whistle? I'd really appreciate it man.

Bill: *Blows whistle* Whaddya mean RVD?! I gotta blow the whistle to clear the way for yaz! *blows whistle*

RVD: THERE IS NO ONE IN MY WAY!!!!!! *ahem* I mean...whatever..this thursday Chris Benoit your days as the WWF light heavyweight champ are coming to a close buddy..you may have beaten me once but the fact of the matter is that I was playing with ya..that's all..and now I'm going to take what's mine then go on to bigger things in this federation like the WWF E-fed title. Has a nice ring to it eh Bill?

Bill: Rinnnnnng? Like a bell ring?

RVD: Whatever.

**"walk" by Pantera hits once again over the PA system as the crowd chants R V D R V D over and over and the camera fades out**

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Re: The real deal! -- h}{H, 09:18:50 11/28/01 Wed
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