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Date Posted: 03:26:05 11/30/01 Fri
Author: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Subject: The Ultimate Jackass

WWF TV opens up and it shows a screaming crowd. Suddenly, the familiar sound of glass breaking arises and Stone Cold walks out with a pissed off look on his face. He is carrying a steal chair in hand. When he reaches the bottom of the ramp he throws the steal chair into the ring and it makes a loud crashing noise. He stomps up the steel steps and he get's into the ring. He walks over to one corner and raises his arms in the air. He gets down and goes to another corner and does the same. He does this again on the 2 other turnbuckles. He gets tossed a mic as his music stops. He raises the mic and begins to speak

Stone Cold: First off before I say anything else... Rocky, Triple H... you both can kiss my ass. HHH you wanna go to RAW is WAR, crank me with a chair and you think you are going to get away with it? WELL UH UH! That just aint gonna happen! You are setting yourself up for the biggest ass whoopin' of a lifetime! You wanna have your little commissionership... your little paychecks, your power trips, your corporate ass kissers and things along those lines... well that's pretty fun right? That's practically better than a parade... but guess what Triple H... I am going to rain on your parade!!

The crowd cheers

Stone Cold: I promise you this Hunter, if I even see or even smell you at RAW... I am just going to have to whoop your ass... you and HBK and The Rock all had a hand in screwing me out of the WWF Intercontinental Title last week on RAW... check out this footage!

The crowd focuses on the Titantron as HBK super kicks Stone Cold right in the face

Stone Cold: That's the crap I'm talking about... so until I am apreciated in the WWF... I'm gone... AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE... CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!

Austin get's tossed a can of beer and he smashes them together and chugs them as he gets out of the ring and into the back

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