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Date Posted: 18:08:36 02/09/03 Sun
Author: ------------
Subject: Fan-fic...

My friend and I found this fan-fic so we changed and continued it a little bit haha.
Ron: Do you want me to show you my magic, baby?
Hermione: Ron, you are such a prat!
Ron: So are you Her-my-own-ninny!
Hermione: Are you mocking me???
Ron: Maybe!
Hermione: I hate you!
Ron: And I hate you!
Hermione: Fine, then I'll go kiss Harry!
Ron: NO!
Hermione: What? Why not?
Ron: I don't want you to kiss Harry... the only person I want you to kiss... is me.
Hermione Oh Ron... I love you.
Ron: I love you too, Hermione.
Harry: Hey, what about my kiss???
H/R: SHUT UP!!!
Harry: Alright, I'll just go make out with Ginny then!
Ron: Yeah, go do tha- WAIT YOU BLOODY MOTHER F-----
Hermione: Ron...?
Ron: What?
Hermione: Kiss me!
Ron: Yeah, baby!!!
Harry: Well, then I think I’ll go ask Malfoy for a kiss.
Ron: Yeah, sure… she’ll love it!
Hermione: Ron..?
Ron: Come on baby! What?
Hermione: Did Harry say he was going to kiss Malfoy???
Ron: Oh, who cares… He was just joking!
Hermione: I hope so…
Draco: Hey you gay mudblood! Stay away from me!
Hermione: RON!
Ron: Oh, SHUT UP! Just go on!
Hermione: Harry’s trying to kiss Malfoy!
Ron: Really!?
Hermione: Umm… yeah?
Ron: Harry!! Wait honey, you told me you’ll give me a kiss if I kiss her!
Harry: No, b*tch! I have feelings, you know? You hurt me!
Hermione: RON! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Draco: Just kiss me!
Hermione: WHAT!?
Draco: I’m not talking to you mudblood!
Hermione: Oh… okay.
Harry: You’ll pay for that Malfoy!
Hermione: For what?
Harry: He called you a mudblood!
Ron: Oh, Harry, sweetheart… That’s the friendly way he calls her.
Harry: I’m not talking to you anymore.
Ron: Baby, I love you!
Harry: Oh.. Okay. I love you too baby.
Hermione: Bloody Gays!
Draco: Hey, what’s your problem?
Hermione: Yeah, follow them! You’re gay too. And don’t come with that bullshit of “what’s your problem?!” You called Harry a gay too!!
Ginny: Ron! Ro--. RON!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HARRY!? YOU DISGUSTING B--CH!
Ron: Er..umm… I was just… er…
Ginny: I hate you!
Ron: Ginny, please, don’t tell mom this!
Ginny: Don’t talk to me filthy little fruit!
Hermione: Umm…What!?
Harry: It’s a Weasley’s word.
Hermione: Okay.
Ron: Harry… Do something!
Harry: What!?
Ron: Anything! She’s gonna tell mom!
Hermione: Ron…I’m-still-waiting… You must have a good excuse if you don’t want me to blow the hell outta you!
Ron: HARRY!
Harry: Umm… Ginny!
Ginny: What!?
Malfoy: Suck it baby!
Ginny: What!???
Hermione: Eww! Nasty Sly!
Draco: What? I’m not talking to you anyway...
Ginny: I heard it’s dangerous to put small things in your mouth, Malfoy.
Hermione: Well said girl!
Ron: Ooh… That one hurt!
Harry: Hahaha. Oh, sorry. Shouldn’t laugh.
Ginny: But… I gotta try!
R/H/H: WHAT!?
Draco: I knew you wouldn’t resist!
Ginny: Hahaha. I was just kidding! Did you really think I was gonna put that… that PEANUT inside my mouth!?
Harry: Oh, girl! That was baaad… I like you.
Hermione: Huh?
Ron: Haha. What a prank!
Harry: Umm… Ron, I’m not joking.
Ron: What!?
Hermione: Oh no…
Harry: It’s finished.
Ron: Are you breaking up with me?
Harry: Yes.
Ron: Well.. in that case… Hermione, I’m available.
Hermione: Yeah, me too.
Ron: So… umm.. let’s go to the common room!
Harry: Yeah, you go. I’ll stay here for a while…
Draco: And what about me!?
Hermione: Ahem.. I said I’m available!
Draco: I’d kiss Hagrid before that even goes through my mind!
Hagrid: I’m here!
H/H/R/G: OMG!
Draco: Oops.. I did it again…
Hermione: I played with your heart.. yeah, shake it baby!
H/R/D/G: WHAT!?
Hermione: Come Hagrid. Let’s go to the forbidden forest!
Ron: She comes with me giantic gay!
Hagrid: Okay.
Hermione: Damn it!
Harry: Ginny…?
Ginny: I’m sick of this,Harry.
Harry: Me too.
Hermione: Oh, Harry… my love. I didn’t notice you were such a hot guy!
Ron: Me neither.
G/D/H: What!?
Hermione: Yeah, seriously… I love you!
Harry: Well, I..
Ginny: Harry..?
Harry: I...DON’T!

haha. Enjoy!



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