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Date Posted: 07:17:57 06/10/03 Tue
Author: Musicmantater!
Subject: Re: Kraptonite (PIMPTONITE!)
In reply to: Hughey 's message, "Kraptonite" on 12:51:57 03/06/01 Tue

I changed the lyrics once myself. It was about a typical yankee with no cultural identity whatsoever (like I said...typical yankee). I called it "Pimptonite." (to find a ho, see?)

Well (insert yankee name here, like maybe Ape Lincoln) is a whimp that just can't keep a wife - he'll need to find a pimp to buy himself a whore for life - and he likes white girls but he'd rather have a coon - but his little weiner just won't do...yeah

Yes he likes white girls but he'd rather have a coon, hey Abe your dick's too small, a coon wants nothing to do with you!- he really don't mind rejection now and then - but he don't want to beat his meat 'till the end

It drives him crazy that the girls all call him weiner man - his dick's so small that when he pees he has to pull down his pants - the only chance he has to get some is if he can find...a pimp tonite!!! YEEEEE HAW!!! [><]

PS: Thank you VERY much!

Southern bands have (and will continue) to kick yankee ass. [><]




>I'm taking a lesson in stage presence to
>Ease my troubled mind
>I left my talent lying somewhere
>In the sands of time
>I watched my turd float to the dark
>Side of the bowl
>Touring must really take it's toll
>Yeah...
>
>I watched my turd float to the dark
>Side of the bowl
>You didn't expect me to write any different lyrics
>that were new?
>I really don't mind if I get booed now and then
>As long as I get to be this weeks trend
>
>If I don't move on stage will you still
>Say I fucking suck?
>If I grew roots, act like the stones
>Those 70 year old fucks
>I'll keep you buying my albums
>My superhuman radio play
>Craptonite?
>
>You called me lame on stage and weak,
>And I hope this secret you will keep
>I took you for granted you bought the album
>But in concert we let you down
>We started playing, you got pissed and left the show
>You didn't know how bad we'd blow
>Maybe next time you'll listen
>to word of mouth!
>
>If I don't move on stage will you still
>Say I fucking suck?
>If I grew roots, acted like the stones
>Those 70 year old fucks
>I'll keep you buying my albums
>My superhuman radio play
>Craptonite?
>
>If I don't move on stage will you still
>Say I fucking suck?
>If I grew roots, acted like the stones
>Those 70 year old fucks
>I'll keep you buying my albums
>With my labels radio play
>I heard crap tonight.
>Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.……

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