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Subject: Re: how is that banana floating?


Author:
Hitchen
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Date Posted: 02:26:17 04/30/02 Tue
In reply to: matt 's message, "Re: how is that banana floating?" on 15:20:50 04/29/02 Mon

The truth about the banana is very upsetting. You see the thing is...I lost my penis. One day I woke up and it was just...gone. Disappeared. I went temporarily blind with the shock of being a boy without a tingle. I searched frantically around the floor to find my penis and to my great misfortune the first thing i found was the banana you saw in the picture. it was a foolish mistake but you can't blame me! i couldn't see!! Anyway, if you ever lose your penis i pray that you don't repeat my unlucky action. God bless you!
Hitchen

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matt
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Date Posted: 15:04:23 05/01/02 Wed

god bless you child, did u get it back?
i saw sum kids run that way, if u hurry, u might catch em.
at least ur body isnt a hessian sack full of leaves and steamin cat shite. ahhh, alass my neck.

over and out

>The truth about the banana is very upsetting. You see
>the thing is...I lost my penis. One day I woke up and
>it was just...gone. Disappeared. I went temporarily
>blind with the shock of being a boy without a tingle.
>I searched frantically around the floor to find my
>penis and to my great misfortune the first thing i
>found was the banana you saw in the picture. it was a
>foolish mistake but you can't blame me! i couldn't
>see!! Anyway, if you ever lose your penis i pray that
>you don't repeat my unlucky action. God bless you!
>Hitchen

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