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Date Posted: 10:39:16 10/05/02 Sat
Author: Flexi
Subject: Re: I've run into some trouble...........
In reply to: Jack Spivey 's message, "I've run into some trouble..........." on 14:58:54 04/12/00 Wed

>yeah, I was punched in the face by my freind recently
>because I a

and

ttacked his moim by bashing her head in
>with a ballpeen hammer. I ran awawy, but now he wants
>to kill me.....the only alternative for me is to fly
>to Borneo on a jetplane, so I guess I'm shit out of
>luck.....unless there's another solution. I've
>contemplated suicide, but that's dumb.....and I've
>thought about killing HIM, but it'd be too messy, as I
>feel I would have to shoot him and then sodomize him
>as I yell "Yeah, your bum is soooo tight!!! I'm
>pumping your ass like it was a flat tire!". It's just
>way too much work, and it'd be bloody....plus I'd have
>to dispose of the body (and who the hell knows how to
>do that?!). Anyways....thew reason I'm writing is to
>find out if anyone has any ideaes on what to
>do.....are there any alternatives?.....if not, I'm off
>to Borneo with my pet dog, Dickforbrains.....at least
>he is a good companion.

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