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Date Posted: 06:21:28 07/07/01 Sat
Author: pookie
Subject: "tell me why do i live this...WAY--must be the money!"

now a little song for you...(sung to the tune of "row row row your boat...)

fuck fuck fuck a duck (row row row your bow)
screw a kangaroo (gently down the stream)
69 a porcupine (merily merily merily merily)
orgy in the zoo (life is but a dream)


haha i just got back from some middle eastern restaurant and when i was waiting outside for my parents, a group of marines surrounded me and wanted to buy me drinks, hehe, but my dad saw this and was all "shes only 13! i could get you arrested...blablabla" and they ran off, i was like, dying laughing, parents suck sooo much. seriously. why cant they all just die? hehe im only half serious about that...but seriously, everyone over 30 should just go to...florida or something, and leave us alone with their divorces and drunkness and smoking and dumbness and annoyingnes...its bad for us! im going to write a petetition against parents!! WHOS WITH ME??? fine then, be a slave ha. anyways im rrrreeaaallllyyyyy bored. so cya

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