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Date Posted: 05:21:37 06/24/00 Sat
Author: stick
Subject: ponty mython

Ponty Mython is my new skit show. in this show we glorify the romanian, the frenchman, and the occasional cabbage, whille denouncing the englesh, the americans, and the goverment. i will give u a sample right here:

Man in parlement: i say we pass a law for no reason what soever with no thought put into it that everone will hate, and anyother goverment would not pass. this law will make it almost immposible ot do the most menial of task.
Other man in parlemant: sorry, we've already passed that law
man #1: damnit! than what should we do?
man#3: i saw we make a law that will send all the frencha nd romanians back to switzerland!
man #1: that has no meaning what soever, who supports the making of this law!
all of parlement: me!
Man #3 standing on a podium infont of the french and romanians eating a cabbage: you are all going back to swizerland tommorow!
frenchman #1: but we don't come forms switzerland!
man# 3: i know
romanian: hey! leave that cabbage alone, what did it ever do to u?!
all: yeah
riot polize start throwing tear gass for no reason, but has no effect on cabbages who start flying around the place whacking brits on the head, while the frech draw ladies handbags and start hitting the riot polize.
cut to man 1,2,3 and all members of parlement in switzerland
man #1: ha! at least we got out of that hell hole that is britiian!!!!
man #2: stupid people, we had to keep 'em in line, but now that we're gone i bet it's chaos
cut to britian -goverment, and it looks like a utopian heavin sort of place

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