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Date Posted: 12:31:32 11/12/00 Sun
Author: Stu
Subject: The Adventures of Daniel the popularity challenged Boy

This is the script so far, I've only worked on it twice, at thirty minute intervals (1 hour.)



The Adventures of Daniel the popularity challenged Boy

(cut to opening scene. A boy is standing infront of his school.)

Boy (Daniel): Hi, I’m Daniel. Ever since the first grade, people have spit on me...

(fade to rememberence scene of Daniel talking to a pretty girl.)

Daniel: Hi.

(The girl spit on him. Fade back t the present.)

Daniel:... called me a Dork...

(fade to remebrance scene of Daniel calling to someone from across the street.)

Daniel: Hi Pete!

Boy: DORK!

(fade back to present.)

Daniel: And hurt me.

(fade to remembrance scene of Daniel on a footgball field.)

Daniel: Hey pass! I’m open!

(Football hits Daniel in the stomache. Fade to present.)

Daniel: But, I survive.... well, not really. Though I do take lots of abuse and usually come back for more! I’m kindof like a human punching bag. A puching bag or one of those, ballow things on a pole, that attache to a footstand thing, which ids for standing on and.... well you get my point... I hope. Well that’s my past. But my present... In my present things have changed.

(cut to scene of Daniel walking down the school hall.)

Daniel: Hey John!

( A person punches Daniel in the stomache.)

Daniel: OW! That really hurt but I’m o.k. Oh! Hey Jack!

(Another pesron punches Daniel in the stomache.)

Daniel: Ow! Oh that... that is extremely painfull, but I’ll get over it. Hey Fred!

(Yet another person punches Daniel in the stonache.)

Daniel: ow! Ow Ow Ow ow ow! Oh hey David! NO WAIT! No hey! I didn’t say anything!

Boy (David): Oh. Good.

(David punches Daniel in the stomache.)

Daniel: Ow.

(cut to scene of Daniel sitting in class.)

Teacher: Does anybody know the answer?

(Daniel’s hand shoots up into the air.)

Daniel: ME ME! I KNOW!

Teacher: Yes Peter, what do you think the answer is?

Boy (Peter): 18?

Teacher: YES! good job Peter! What about number 5 on your sheet?

(Daniel’s hand shoots up into the air again.)

Daniel: I KNOW THIS TOO! I KNOW THIS ONE!

Teacher: Yes Jonathan? What do you think the answer is?

Boy (Jonathan): 7?

Teacher: Good! That is correct Jonathan! What about number 6?

(Daniel’s hand shoots up into the air aanother time.)

Daniel: OH! Please! Please pick me! Please!

Teacher: Yes Meredith?

Girl (Meredith): -89?

Teacher: Very good Meredith! What about number 7?

(Daniel does not rase his hand.)

Daniel: Ooh! That’s hard. I pity the person who get’s that.

Teacher: Daniel, would you like to answer that one?

Daniel: I’m sorry I...

Teacher: Daniel, don’t be so enthusiastic if you don’t know the answers.

Daniel: BUT...

Teacher: No but! Buts are for thongs young man!

(The class room erupts with laughter.)

Boy: DORK!

( Cut to scene of Daniel in the line for the cafeteria.)

Daniel (to the lunch lady): Oh, that brown gravy stuff looks good, Miss Stogle.

Lunch Lady ( Miss Stogle): Thank you Daniel.

Boy behing Daniel: WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING, IS THAT?

Daniel (to boy behind him): No need to be rude.

(Boy behing him punches him in the stomache.)

Daniel: Ow. Ow. Really Ow.

(All the people in the line are laughing.)

Boy: DORK!

(Cut to scene of Daniel walking up to lunch tables.)

Daniel: Hey guys, can I sit here.

Boy: No.

(Daniel walks to another table.)

Daniel: Hey y’all can I sit here?

Another boy: As usual... no.

(Daniel walks p to a table of girls.)

Daniel: Hello. May I sit with you.

Girl: I’m sorry, all these seats are taken. *giggle*

(Daniel walk up to a table of boys with glasses and dorky looking clothes. He puts his lunch tray down.)

Boy at table: Hey Daniel. Sitting with us again?

Daniel: Yes, Rupert.

Boy at table (rupert): Oh no luck with the other tables? *geeky snorting laugh*

Boy: Leave Daniel alone Rupert.

Rupert: You stay out of this Alex!

Boy (Alex): Make me!

Rupert: Well maybe I will!

Alex: Bring it!

Rupert: o.k. her goes...

Daniel: Stop it you guys! No more fighting! YOUR SCARING THE CHILDREN!

(show some little kids crying.)

Rupert: I’m going to turn you into ruble Alex.

Alex: I don’t know what you just said, but I’m gonna rough you up.

Daniel: Won’t somebody please think of the children!

(Show crying children again. Cut back to Alex and Ruperty. Thet’ve just started fighting.)

Daniel: Oh no... hmmm... FOOD FIGHT!

(all the people stand up and start throwing food at Daniel.)

Daniel: Ow! Not me... them! Them! Alex and Rupert, Not me! Them! OW!!!!

(cut to scene of Daniel, lex and Rupert in the Princeples office.)

(Camera shows Alex with a black eye. Cuts to Rupert with a cut lip. Cuts to Daniel in a sling with a black eye, cut lip and a dirty face.)

Princeple: I’m ashamed of you!

Rupert: I’m ashamed of them too...

Princeple: ALL OF YOU! Rupert and Alex, you two starting a fight. And Daniel, you starting a food fight. ALL OF YOU STARTING FIGHTS! Fighters all of you! I never would have thought any of you would sink as low as to hurt others and dirty the school! Well... maybe I thought Alex would.. but that has nothing to do with it! You’ve really put your foot in it this time! Oh yes. You’ve ptu your foot in it! You’ve put your foot in a big pile of it! The pile you have put your foot in is big! So big...

(clock hand moves an hour ahead.)

Princeple: ...and so you see, you’ve really put your foot in it!

(All the boys are sleeping.)

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