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Date Posted: 14:57:22 10/10/00 Tue
Author: hotdude
Subject: travis...

my new sketches, please submit yours:
Smurf: I will be presenting this show from now on. Is that clear? And no silliness!! Here is our next presentation of a wholesome situation, with no silliness.
(flashes to street corner)
(two men walk past eachother.)
first man: what’s your name?
Bob: Bob. And yours?
Willy: Willy.
(both men are silent for a moment)
Willy: you wanna make somethin’ of it?
Bob: what?
Willy: Right, that’s it.
Bob: Please sir, nothing has happened. You can’t bloody well start a fight about nothing.
(Willy punches bob in the face)
Bob: Right, making something…of it!
Willy: Choose your weapon.
Bob: Bazooka!
Willy: Sausage!!!
Bob: what?
Willy: I said… “Sausage!”
Bob: Right. GO!!!
(willy hits bob with sausage repeatedly)
Bob: BASTARD!!!
(Bob blows off willy’s head.)
Bob: Damn Mexicans.
(and bob walks off.)
(flashes back to report room.)
(lemmings kills smurf.)
Lemming: And the result of locking three geniuses together for a week with only a woodchuck to survive soas to ponder why canned tomatoes go rotten is…
(flashes to scientist)
Scientist: they are starchy. And we are underfunded.
Smurf: k. and now, a confused man.
(flashes to two men on balcony on sky scraper in n.y.c)
Jim: So, what do ya think bout that stock market?
Bob: You mean the thing with “Gumbi”?
Jim: Dammit, bob, no, I don’t mean the thing about “Gumbi”. Why do u always think things are about “Gumbi”?!
Bob: I dunno, I guess it just seems that way to me.
Jim: Dammit, Bob!
(Jim takes bread loaf off table and throws it at bob. Bob tips off chair and falls off skyscraper.)
Richard Nixon: Yes, is see…

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