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Subject: Bloody Marvelous!


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Sir Max Payne
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Date Posted: 15:43:19 12/18/01 Tue


(The British National Anthem hits the PA system for the first ever time in a WCHW arena! The Crowd have do idea who is about to emerge from behind the curtain. The Crowd sit and wait in suspence... MAX PAYNE IS BACK! The Titantron shows the his name and the crowd boo, and throw trash into the ring! Out he steps from behind the curtain in a tailor made $1,000 suit. He stroles down the ring, ignoring the bottles of drink being hurled at his head. But halfway down the ramp, a bottle hits his suit! he reaches into his poket and pulls out a napkin. He cleans his suit and continues over to the ring. The crowd are booing heavyly for the former WCHW member and WWW owner. He waves at a fan, who gives him the finger in return. Max Payne looks so smart! The ring annoucer hands him the microphone. Max haults before saying a word...

ASSHOLE ! ASSHOLE ! ASSHOLE !

MAX - Good Day to all you fine people in America! Im so glad you people remember me, i also remember you quite well. But a lot has changed since you last knew the 'OLD' Max Payne. I have become a 'NEW' man! After i left WCHW about 3 months ago i started my own rebel federation, WWW. For my efforts and achievments in the Wrestling industry the Queen of England Knighted me Sir Max Payne. But after my days of being the WWW president are now over, i have returned to were i first began. WCHW.

I dont know why all you americans dislike me! after all who saved your bum during World War 2? Who's saving your ass against Bin Larden? I think you americans should show more respect for such a destinguised man! your children are so pale. and your accents are so stupid! you dont talk proper english, you speak in a slang manner that only americans understand. Now Since i am here and i am stood inside the WCHW ring, i might aswell greet my brother. I think you all know who im talking about. My brother is the former WCHW world heavyweight champion, Micheal 'The Mercenary' Miller!
Mike, Bro, i havnt seen you since i was last here. Its been a long time, and a lots changed since we last met. If i can remember correctly... yes last time we were here, We were enemys. But like i said, a lot has changed and i hope you can show the grace and respect for your family that only a Miller would. We must stand together in these troubled times! Brothers we will stand, United we will fall!
So how about it Mike? are you going to come out here and greet your brother? are you going to make me feel welcome in my new home? come on Mike dont leave me hanging!

(Sir Max stands in the ring waiting for his half brother Mike Miller).

OOC: sorry if this is short, but its my first day lol
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