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Mr. Showtime
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Date Posted: 08:17:20 12/10/01 Mon
The arena is plunged into darness, and the words "Are You Ready???" appear on the big screen, followed by a countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... BOOOOOOOM!!! And sudden explosion of fireworks shakes the arena, and a beam of light shins down onto the arena entrance way. Plug In Baby by Muse comes over the PA system and the fans go wild. Out of the entrance way comes Mr. Showtime dressed in his trademark orange Armani suit, he slowly walks towords the ramp and raises his arms into the air, several orange fireworks go off behind him. He starts to walk down the aisle to ring, when he gets to ringside he climbs into the ring. He effortlessly jumps over the top ring rope and climbs to the second tunbuckle, and raises his arm into the air. The fans are going mad as Showtime gets the mic and begins to speak.
Mr. Showtime:Are You Ready???
The fans cheer.
Mr. Showtime: It seems that the show has been raising a few pulses around here. It looks like I've upset someone...
He looks at the crowd.
Mr. Showtime: Hellshock! It seems that you have major issues that you need to deal with. Now I'm not the kinda guy who takes words to personally, you see, I strongly believe that, just by looking at me you can tell that your gonna have to back those words up. And when I switch on my TV and see some sorta freaky vampire bat guy saying he's gonna drain my blood out of my body, it hurts me... That's right it does hurt! What hurts is that people like you Hellshock, can come out here, talking about draining blood, and hanging from pipes, and you have the gall to call that entertainment?!?
Hellshock, it won't be my blood that'll need attention... It's these poor people that you and I are payed so much to entertain that will need medical help. Because you'd have bored them to near-death. Now Hellshock, I'm not shore what you're supposed to be, or what you think you are? But to me you're just another tedious, monotonous, cheesy, boring nobody, who thinks that they have some sort of god given right to bore these people, the fans, MY fans, every week. You shouldn't be wrestling you big freak! You should be in an asylum with all the other nutters that think they're bats, and dogs, and grizzly bears, and cans of tinned fruit. You're not an entertainer, you're a mad man! Who gets paid money to come out here week after week to be mad! It's not funny, or scary. It's boring! Well no more, no more will these people have to sit through your crap. Because these people WILL see a show, a show that you will be very much a part of. The name of that show will be "Mr. Showtime's Amazing Rise To The Top", the greatest show on Earth. Because Hellshock, like Bret Armstrong, you and your belt are just stepping stones in that rise, and I? I, Hellshock, I Am The Whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee Freakin' Show!!!
Mr. Showtime leaves the arena to a standing ovation.
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