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Subject: Another burning Desire.... oh wait just heart burn...


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Spider "k"
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Date Posted: 17:11:06 12/10/01 Mon

The scene opens in the lobby of the WCHW arena, Concession stands are setting up, custodial staff sweep the floors. Fans wander around aimlessly with large foam fingers, T-shirts, and Hats, of various wrestlers. A little boy wearing a Spider "k" "WCEW" T-shirt, waves to the camera. Behind him stands Spider "k".

Spider looks up to the Camera man and begins to speak, as the little boy continues to wave.

Spider "k": "This is Little Jimmy, and this will be Jim's first live wrestling show. Jimbo was a fan of Shai Hulud's before he became a back stabbing..."

Spider is cut off by little Jimmy, who is still waving.

Jimmy: "Mother Fucker!!"

Spider looks down in shock, half because his vulgarity, and half because he said Spider's exact thought. Spider looks back up from Jim, still waving, at the Camera and begins to speak again.

Spider "k": "Yes... anyway... Jimmy, is a good boy... Who, Would love to see me, and everybody else in this company in horrible agony caused by a long grueling match. Jimmy would love to see me slam another chair into Heartbreaker's face. Jimmy would love to see me put a boot print on Shai's ass, Break both his arms in an armbar, breaking his ankle with an ankle lock, his neck with the 'Special "k"'... So? I'd love to see that too...

Spider hands the Jimmy a piece of paper, he stops waving and takes it.

Spider "k": "Now Run along and give the paper with the numbers to your mommy..."

He runs off into the crowd, as Spider opens a door to a crowed Concession stand that is labeled "staff only". The Staff inside are suprized(S?) at first, but recognize him, and realize the great opportunity.

Staff guy: "Free autograph From Spider "k" himself with purchase off $50 or more!!

Spider "k": "Ahh, Commerce at It's best. Money! isn't that what your here for Shai? Hell if not for the fans?! I think you'd sooner work as a Janitor if you made more money there! Redeem's an Idiot, If he were smart he'd have made friends with the fans long ago... Hell, none of the corporate guys are here for anything but the money, and the things that come with it."

Spider pulls a box of Spider "k" WCEW T-shirts from under the counter and tosses it into the crowd, the fans scramble and grab at them like crazy, Spider pulls out another box of Shai Hulud Shirt and tosses them into the crowd, the box of Hulud shirts is use as a weapon for the fan who caught the box to get Spider's shirts. After a minuet or two the fan Scuttle off most with Spider "k" T-shirts few without. Spider signs a photo of himself and gives one to each of the fans without Spider's shirt.

Spider then Hops over the counter. The camera man follows out he back. Spider leads the Camera man through several sets of unmarked doors and gray dismal hallways until he gets to his locker room door. Spider looks back to the camera man and starts to speak once again.

Spider "k": "You know Shai, Maybe I was Wrong to expect you to welcome me back, Maybe I was wrong to expect you to be able to fend for yourself, Maybe I was Wrong to think you could handle it yourself, Maybe I was wrong thinking you were good enough to hold your own in the war. Well, I was Wrong about you being tough enough. Well, When I beat your ass tonight, You can cry all you want! "ohhh you weren't their for me! ohhhh I had a boo boo and you weren't there!!" Shai your nothing but an overpaid crybaby....

Heartbreaker, You never saw it coming did you? You got something to learn, like you can't even trust your partner. You and your buddy Young Gun, who seems to be the better half of your team, probably will end up splitting up when one of you can't handle the pain, and gets jealous at the other, and starts to cry about it, stabs you in the back, sells out, becomes the world's biggest hypocrite, oh wait your partner's name it's Shai Hulud is it?"

Spider opens the door of his locker room, to find little Jimmy jumping around on, Spider's Stuff.

Spider "k": "Camera guy, Get Jimmy to his mother and make sure she gets my phone number...."

With that the camera man, walks jimmy out the door, and switches Spider's number with his.

The scene then fades to black....

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