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Date Posted: 17:01:48 12/05/01 Wed
The scene opens on Spider "k"s locker room door.
The camera man's hand is seen knocking on the door, the hollow thud resonates through the hallway.
Camera man: "Mr. K I'm ready to start taping..."
Sightly muffled through door.
Spider "k": "Come in...."
The camera man opens the door to reveal Spider "k" standing directly in front of him welding a baseball bat high above his head.
Spider "k": "Good night!"
With a swift movement Spider swings the bat downward connecting with the camera man's head. The camera man goes limp, dropping the camera at Spider's feet. Spider Picks up the camera and begging to speak as he walks into the hallway of the WCHW arena.
Spider "k": "Sorry 'bout that camera guy, I just need to borrow this. You know, lets change things up a bit, How about I do some interviewing?"
Weanwhile Spider walks through the hallways taping it as he goes, folded chairs, wires and other clutter line the walls. After a second or two Spider reaches a Big door labeled 'Exit' spider pushes on the door, but to no avail. Spider then tilts the camera down, showing in big bold letters 'Pull'.
Spider "k": "Dumbass....."
Spider Pulls the door open and walks out into the uninviting, cold night. Normally not many souls would walk the night in the industrial district where the arena is but an eager crowd wait in line to buy tickets to both the up coming PPV and Fury. Spider starts to walk to the front of the line, still holding the bat. Shouts of 'Cutter!' and 'Wait in line like the rest!' can be heard, as Spider reaches the front tents and sleeping bags become more common. Spider stops somewhere near the middle of the line, in the middle of a group of college frat looking guys, all wearing preppie clothing.
College guy1: "Who do you think you are?! Why do think you can cut?"
Spider "k": "Well I am, Spider "k", and I'm doing an interview."
College guy1: "Bullshit. I look more like Spider "k" than you do., and if your doing an interview wouldn't you be on the other side of the camera?"
Spider "k" scans him with the camera, The College guy is about 250lbs 5" 3' a puggey round face and a baseball cap that reads 'FDNY'.
Spider "k": "Trust me on the this one I'm the real Spider "k". and I'm not doing an interview on me, it's on you that fans... So Whats your name, where you from?"
College guy1: "Oh, cool. I'm Mike, From Las Vegas. Can I do some shout outs?"
Spider "k": "Only if you feel Brave, and want a bat across the face, So next question. Kali and Honey, you think I have a chance of nailing either of them?"
College guy1: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Spider "k": "I'll take that as a resounding yes."
Spider "k": "Do you think that Shai Stopped Brett Armstrong from destroying the WCHW"
College guy1: "Not really, I mean Brett isn't very powerful, Shai's just using him as a crutch to gain power."
Spider "k": "What it your opinion on, awww, fuck! Forgot him name... You know the guy with the bat painted on his face, which looks like he got from a child's birthday party, and he talks to a pot?"
College guy1: "Oh Nightmare, I think he's lame, I mean he talks about taking people's souls and giving them to a cooking utensil, he "flies" and uses "magic" come on! I watch wrestling for the wrestling not the special effects."
Spider "k": "Cajuh or Thunder at the PPV with Shai Hulud as ref, and why?"
College guy1: "I gotta go with that Cajuh guy though, even if he does dress like a dork, Cajuh's gonna win by a default somehow, I can tell."
Spider "k": "Tell me what you think about Heartbreaker at the PPV do you think he stands a chance?"
College guy1: "Well, if you and Shai take each other out yeah."
Spider "k": "Do you think Me and him will make a good team against Shai and Nightmare?"
College guy1: "No, if fact You'll probably lose, you don't even like him."
Spider "k": "You think that Thunder is a good champion?"
College guy1: "Well yeah, he beat you didn't he?"
Spider "k": "You think He'll beat me a second time, if he still has the title?"
College guy1: "Well, won't you have get the number one Contendership? And no he proven himself better than you all ready."
Spider "k": "Arrgh, Shai Hulud your thoughts?"
College guy1: "Shai Hulud Will bring Respect to the Corporation, and he will probably make you join him..."
Spider "k": "Ok thats enough outta you, uh-ho...."
low bat flashes across the screen.
Spider "k": "Well, this is Spider "k" Signin...."
The picture turns to fuzz before Spider finishes.
To be continued....
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