Author: VP Thomas A. Anderson of WoW
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Date Posted: 14:15:53 12/01/01 Sat
A black Corvette speeds down a freeway, zigzagging smoothly through traffic. Inside, the driver, VP Thomas A. Anderson of WoW, reaches over to his GPS Navigation System computer screen and presses a green button.
Computer Voice - "Good morning, Mr. Anderson, how may I help you?"
Record video message.
"Recording video message in 5 seconds."
A small compartment in the dashboard opens and a miniature video camera slides out and begins recording.
Hello again, my pathetic WCHW friends. It is I, VP Thomas A. Anderson, and I come to you with this message unwillingly. Don't blame me. You have brought this on yourselves. As you all saw last Breakdown, I was serious when I said I was more powerful than any of you anticipated. I could've had my way with any of those men at Breakdown. I can have my way with any of you. I told you nicely, I warned you, but now, you are going to have to pay. Be prepared, WCHW, be prepared. It's time to teach you all a lesson. Good luck. God knows you're all going to need it. Stop video message. Send video message to WCHW TV.
"Video message stopped. Sending video message. Video message sent. Goodbye Mr. Anderson."
The GPS screen returns to its normal map and the Corvette speeds off into the distance.
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