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Date Posted: 03:31:02 03/31/05 Thu
Author: UBO
Subject: DIY Olympics

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DIY Olympics



Victory for the British DIY Olympic squad who return home
with an impressive six gold medals, including the 600 metres wallpapering, the
freestyle tiling and the gloss painting relay.  They also managed to scrape a silver
for the speed paving event.   Commiserations, however, to Diana McFlurry, who
slipped on a stepladder whilst measuring up some coving.  Her sprained ankle means
she will be not be fit in time for the Commonwealth Games later this year, in which she
was hoping to be part of the formation gardening team.



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