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Subject: 指桑罵槐<1>

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不文小泰山!

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Date Posted: 20:01:41 08/08/02 Thu

從前有三個人,偶然之下在一個地方遇到!
有一個叫小美的女孩拿著菜刀,身上寫著「伸張正義」,在街上大搖大擺地逛逛!突然,有一個男孩摺紙飛機擲她,不料這紙飛機擲中了她的眼睛,一切事件由此而生!
小美:「他媽的!好痛!留下你的名字!」
那男孩:「我叫富汗!不好意思喔!我只是想跟妳開個玩笑!」
小美:「開玩笑!?這簡直是襲擊!」
於是小美斬他一個半死不活,又用蜜糖塗在他身上,引來一群大黃蜂把他團團圍住!
有人想救他,手拿一枝殺蟲水!
小美叫他:「站住!你叫啥名?你想幹啥?」
那人:「我叫拉克!我只是想用殺蟲水趕走大黃蜂救他而已!」
小美:「你的殺蟲水簡直是化學武器,會破壞大氣層的,我要你把它銷毀!」
拉克:「不行喔,人還未救,我怎能把它丟掉!」
你說誰是誰非?

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Re: 指桑罵槐<1>	C.兄( ++ Mirror-.- 團長++ )	18:46:03 08/09/02 Fri