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Subject: 中國有些產品上的說明標籤很『智障』


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隨感
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Date Posted: 15:45:20 09/28/02 Sat
 中國有些產品上的說明標籤很『智障』，信不信由你以下是一些產品標籤上的說明。

１.Sears 吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用。（廢話！）

２.Dial香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用。（那到底是怎麼用呢？）

３.Swanson冷凍食品：食用方法 ---建議先解凍。（只是建議而已喔！）

４.某飯店提供的浴帽外盒寫著：適用於一顆頭。（廢話，難道一次能塞進去兩顆嗎？）

５.Tesco'sTiramisu點心：（印在盒子底部）請勿倒置。（可是你看到這行字時，你已將它倒置了！）

６.Marks&Spencer麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱。 （喔，這不是廢話嗎？不然會變冷喔？）

７.Boots兒童咳嗽藥（2∼4歲兒童專用）：服用後請勿開車或操作機械。
（2∼4歲兒童會開車或操作機械嗎？就算他們清醒、活跳跳時，他們也不會開車或操作機械吧！）

８.Nytol安眠藥：服用後的徵狀：可能會引起嗜睡。 （可能，只是可能喔！難道安眠藥吃了會精神好嗎？）

９.某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用。 （那到底是在「室內」 還是在「室外」
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真的是很白痴喔~簡直侮辱了中文... (NT)小轟~19:04:04 09/28/02 Sat
冇錯!真的白痴~~~! (NT)亞菇19:30:29 09/28/02 Sat
阿聰你向邊樹搵到咁多古靈精怪既野出黎ga ? @﹏@ (NT)夾亂仔 ~03:20:45 09/29/02 Sun
唉~這下中國在老外面前出醜了! (NT)泰山老祖03:24:28 09/29/02 Sun
『智障』附錄隨感19:43:56 10/17/02 Thu

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