這是一篇有關"樂器學"的文章，語句較為粗鄙，請在家長指引下閱讀:p -- 5D~~MeSsAgE BoArD

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Subject: 這是一篇有關"樂器學"的文章，語句較為粗鄙，請在家長指引下閱讀:p

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Date Posted: 00:16:17 11/01/02 Fri

「Oboe，Saxophone，Flute，Horn 以上邊個係同其他唔同類的？」

今日學校考試，去考一門叫"樂器學" 既科目！

呢一科主要其實係讓大家認識，乜柒樂器有o的乜柒特別，又最高最低可以吹到邊粒音咁樣，樂器分類，例如弦樂、管樂，敲激樂等等....

因為成間學校百鳩幾個學生，都冇乜邊個會去同佢背乜柒大提琴有邊四條線，小提琴又邊四條線，長笛最低吹到邊粒音，最高又吹到邊粒音呢o的咁撚無聊既野。於事大家都會帶備大堆既貓紙，或者甚至成本書放上台抄，好撚平常的。

教授有見及此，於事想盡辦法，等你班兮佬抄都抄得冇咁過癮！

第一條﹕請寫出 string orchestra 裡面，邊件樂器同邊件樂器有相同音既空線。如果唔同八度既空線又有幾多條係相同?呢咁多條唔同八度既空線，每組之間最多相差幾多個八度？同埋係邊個音。

屌~~~~ 我睇撚到眼都突埋!佢就硬係唔簡簡單單問﹕小提琴四條線乜柒呀?中、大題四條線乜柒呀?就要你知道晒之餘仲要諗餐死既！搞撚到好似
iq 題咁!

有一條先究極，真係諗撚到頭爆！

問﹕短笛同鋼片琴有乜共同之處。(唔好寫大家都係樂器同埋銀色)

有乜丫?? 我真係諗唔撚到喇!吹撚到漲晒!我開書搵佢兩個音域又唔一樣，做既物料又唔一樣，咁分類就更唔一樣.有條奧國仔火撚滾話兩件野都係人玩的！

又一條問﹕Mahler 對古典音樂既供獻。有條兮佬就話喇﹕「佢寫o的野要成百鳩幾人拉既orchester，請既musician
多左，perform 既時候人又多左，椅又多左，譜加都多左，場地又大左，錢又用多左，對促進社會經濟發展有妙不可言既效用！」

佢仲有條成十幾分問﹕管樂有邊件樂器音域最低粒音係相同。相同呢幾件樂器仲有咩相同之處，又有咩不同之處。我見到條題就冇做喇!簡直痴兮線！首先個音域要識晒都已經難，仲要知邊個同邊撚個一樣。搵撚到仲要講相同就已經吹漲，但係搵書都仲易o的搵相同，你搵不同.....

跟本就係iq 題! 背撚晒都冇用!有條直頭同百萬富翁O的題目差唔多，我地仲要冇錦囊添！真係書又冇，上堂又冇講過！

問題﹕「"16尺" 同邊件樂器有關係？ A. 小提琴, B. 長笛 C. 法國號 D. 伸縮喇叭」

你估邊個丫?? 錦囊得本書，由頭睇到落尾都冇題過16尺！

(答案係伸縮喇叭。考完出黎問左條讀作曲既友仔佢話知，大約係話伸縮喇叭吹乜柒低音的時候係張支管整到去16尺呢個長度，咁吹出黎就係乜柒喇!

最後一題！！！大家可以試下，簡直唔撚係音樂有關，真係iq 題黎！問﹕「Oboe，Saxophone，Flute，Horn
以上邊個係同其他唔同類的？」

iq 題呀!!! 同音樂無關架! 你估 flute?你諗佢橫吹係咪?

答案係﹕Horn 圓號！！因為佢圓既。

咁大家就屌喇!!!! 「你老味兮丫！學能測驗呀而家？」

Professor 就話喇﹕「o係第幾頁第幾行notes 入面有寫，horn 係唯一一件吹既樂器入面。咁撚長屈鳩到咁撚細件既！」

真係明屈..

好想搵人打佢一鑊!

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