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Subject: 唔知真定假呢, 不過好好笑呀

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Date Posted: 21:58:44 02/19/03 Wed

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情人節又快到, 本中心情人特別服務
女仕項目
1.代訂送花畀自己服務, $ 99,花錢自付, 由本中心出面訂花,可避免八卦同事查
知係你自己訂花.
2.扮男友於公司外等候接放工, $ 599.
3.假裝狂風浪蝶或男友, 應付父母或親友用 $ 999, 刺激男友, 前夫或心疑
用$1699 起.
4.假裝自殺套餐包括自殺道具及一個工作人員,$1999 起,可假裝途人,醫療人員,
談判專家等,加人數另議.

男仕項目:
1.電話代言,讀出情深告白, 向對方表達心意 $169.
2.專稱服務, 在你身邊經過, 以指定叫法稱呼, 如”大佬” , “經理” ,”老
闆”, 每句 $19.9, 最低收費 10次.
3.跟班服務, 全日 $1999, 同你點煙除外套開車門, 加 $1000 任你打, 重傷另
計.
4.英雄救美服務, $3999 起, 事前需接受技擊速成訓練及綵排.
5.比賽做馬服務, 各類比賽如桌球,賽車,拗手瓜,假裝輸比你, 等你威畀女友睇,
$2999 起,如只假裝被你大到,不戰而勝,只收 $500.
5.求婚服務 $ 999 起, 視乎動員人數同道具而訂,但本中心絕不提供一人送一金
沙花服務.

攪掂條女/條仔, 此刻無價.

p.s. 任何服務引至反效果, 分手, 或官非, 本中心絕不負責

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