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轉貼之No:2

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小雪兒

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Date Posted: 23:59:17 06/06/02 Thu

一個男孩和一個女孩......

如果他們一見鍾情，那麼作者是瓊瑤。

如果男孩對女孩一見鍾情，但是忍著不說，那麼作者是村上春樹。

如果女孩忽然操起一把暗藏的刀向男孩砍去，男孩躲開了，然後整個一條街的人都向男孩殺來，那麼作者是古龍。

如果男孩和女孩相愛，結婚，之後發現原來是素未謀面的失散姐弟，
然後男孩掐死了他們的孩子，並且成為了哲學家，那麼作者是蓋雅克‧盧梭。

如果女孩看不起男孩窮酸，男孩看不起女孩的勢利，但他們仍然在傾家蕩產後相戀，那麼作者是張愛玲。

如果男孩是警察，女孩是殺手，投注站是毒窟，那麼作者是王家衛。

如果此時來了一位地痞流氓，女孩被強暴，男孩死掉，那麼作者是芥川龍之介。

如果男孩被謀殺，地上畫一個血字，女孩也神秘失蹤，那麼作者便是柯南‧道爾。

如果男孩終於跟著女孩回家並在鏡頭前得到女孩忙碌的靈魂，那作者是璩美鳳。

如果男孩對女孩說：「我們結婚吧！」，那麼作者一定是伊莎貝爾法式囍餅，可是如果此時鏡頭一轉到男孩頭頂上搖搖欲墜的鋼樑…那麼作者....是安泰人壽。

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Subject	Author	Date
不錯不錯~~雖然有些不太知道 (NT)	Frankie	00:10:51 06/07/02 Fri

這會不會是....每個作家的寫作特色呀？ (NT)	小僕	03:37:40 06/07/02 Fri