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Subject: 有關女人 !!


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食飽飯冇屎痾的便泌人2002!
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Date Posted: 22:33:16 03/26/02 Tue
 >有關女人
>[體育系說]
>20歲美女像籃球：「大家搶著要」
>30歲美女像排球：「來了才去接」
>40歲美女像躲避球：「能躲盡量躲」
>50歲美女像足球：「大家踢著走」
>
>[法律系說]
>20歲美女民法第x01條：「無主物先佔」
>30歲美女民法第x05條：「遺失物認領」
>40歲美女民法第x06條：「遺失物拍賣」
>50歲美女民法第x08條：「埋藏物發現]
>
>[英文系說]
>20歲美女問：「What are you?」
>30歲美女問：「Who are you?」
>40歲美女問：「How are you?」
>50歲美女問：「Where are you?」
>
>[國貿系說]
>二十歲美女「外銷」
>三十歲美女「內銷」
>四十歲美女「滯銷」
>五十歲美女「報銷」
>
>

>*女人在8、18、28、38和48歲時有啥不同？」
>* 8歲時，你帶他上床並講個故事哄她睡覺；
>*18歲時，你要編個故事把她騙上床；
>*28歲時，你啥都不用說只要直接和她上床就好了；
>*38歲時，她會編個故事要你跟她上床；
>*48歲時，你會編個故事以避免和她上床…
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Replies:
Subject Author Date
無聊~~ (NT)小貓!22:36:15 03/26/02 Tue
不尊重人的傢伙！不配被人尊重！ (NT)小僕！01:58:50 03/27/02 Wed
賤格! (NT)路人甲11:20:44 03/27/02 Wed
篇野喻意係就係賤格,但我想也不怪得post文者和作者,因為此乃大勢所吹~現今社會的風氣就是如斯賤格,新的一代更不堪一提 (NT)賤賤格格的小鬼~本人是也~11:50:09 03/27/02 Wed
本人只係覺得篇野攪笑先post上黎je! (NT)原裝正版神秘人!13:07:23 03/27/02 Wed

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