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Date Posted: 02:16:42 04/11/02 Thu

孔子補習班
孔子是第一的開補習班的人，不僅有教無類，連補習費的多寡，可享受的福利都規定了。
＄15有志於學→交三十兩者，只夠報名費，
＄30三十而立→交三十兩者，可以站著聽，
＄40四十而不惑→交四十兩者，可發問直到沒有問題為止，
＄50五十知天命→交五十兩者，可以事先知道明天小考之命題，
＄60六十耳順→能出的起六十兩者，可以在上課時多說些笑話給你聽，讓你耳順，
＄70七十從心所慾→出到七十兩你就是大爺，上課要躺要坐或來不來都隨你啦！

同情老師
新老師決定把大學心理學課程裡學到的技巧，充分運用來鼓舞學生。於是頭一天上課，他就先來一段開場白：
「每個人只要努力都可以很有成就。有沒有認為自己很笨怎麼也學不來的？請站起來。」
過了十秒鐘左右坐，右排後座的一個男生緩緩地遲疑地站了起來。
「你覺得自己不夠聰明嗎？」老師和顏悅色地問。
「不是的，老師。我只是覺得就你一個人站著實在太可憐了，所以... 」

地理考試
地理考試時, 老師要學生簡略描述下列各地：阿拉伯、新加坡、好望角、羅馬、名古屋、澳門。
其中小明這樣寫：從前有個老公公，大家叫他阿拉伯；有一天他出去爬山，當他爬到新加坡的時候，突然看見一只頭上長著好望角的羅馬直沖過來?嚇的他拔腿跑進名古屋，趕緊關上澳門。

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