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Looks like he was a bit anxious lol
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Date Posted: 21:45:17 03/29/03 Sat
Author Host/IP: va-harrisonburg2e-34.chvlva.adelphia.net/68.71.248.34
In reply to:
RO
's message, "oh goody" on 19:10:09 03/29/03 Sat
Turns out he's still an asshole, but I was nice to him 
JungleShimmy: hey
Horward The Duck: Hello
JungleShimmy: you know who this is right?
Horward The Duck: I'm pretty sure I do, Chamelion is it?
JungleShimmy: yeah
Horward The Duck: So...
Horward The Duck: What's on your mind? lol
JungleShimmy: errr...umm...well...
JungleShimmy: brb, alright? lol wasn't really expecting to chat w/ you so soon..or at all even
Horward The Duck: lol ok then
JungleShimmy: so..uh, yeah
Horward The Duck: You had something to ask me?
JungleShimmy: I did...but uh, I kind of forgot..I'll remember it here in a sec, hold on
Horward The Duck: Take your time lol
JungleShimmy: so..you're really gay huh?
Horward The Duck: Wow, that's some important question lol..yes
JungleShimmy: ..that wasn't the question, just trying to jog my memory
JungleShimmy: so like, full out, no attraction to women whatsoever?
Horward The Duck: None, unless of course we're exchanging recipies, decorating tips, or discussing the last Martha Stewart episode....lol
JungleShimmy: uh...
Horward The Duck: Kidding
JungleShimmy: oh lol
JungleShimmy: so, you don't even like, I don’t know..I forgot where I'm going with this lol
Horward The Duck: lol The answer is no I think
JungleShimmy: well damn man, why not? lol
JungleShimmy: women are beautiful..like gods gift to men
Horward The Duck: Just don't, same reason why you don't like men in that sense I suppose
JungleShimmy: I guess that makes sense, never thought of it that way before
JungleShimmy: is it tru what they say about you people?
Horward The Duck: I dunno, what do they say? lol
JungleShimmy: you're all promiscuous(sp?) n shit, no pun intended.
Horward The Duck: I really don't think my sex life is any of your business, but as of yet in order to reach "statistics" I've got quite a ways to go lol
JungleShimmy: oh, sorry man..didn't mean to intrude or anything, just curious is all
Horward The Duck: No problem, better to ask than assume
JungleShimmy: yeah, so umm, when did you..I guess "find out"?
Horward The Duck: Good question lol, guess I sort of always knew, but didn't really explore it until college
Horward The Duck: Why so interested anyway? If you don't mind me asking.
JungleShimmy: just wondering, trying to change my ways lol my friend just "came out" to me a few days ago
Horward The Duck: hmm..Ok then
JungleShimmy: im kinda freaked out tho ya know? like he's going to try to hop into bed with me or something (he's also a roomie)
Horward The Duck: I'm sure if he's living with you, he knows you're not interested
JungleShimmy: well, yeah, but I mean, I have this certain "attraction quality" when it comes to gay guys..I'm like a man magnet, wish I was a chick magnet lol
Horward The Duck: lmao, You're not as attractive as you think..trust me. No offense or anything ;-)
JungleShimmy: gee..thanks lol, good to hear from you tho
JungleShimmy: anyway, out of curiosity, who plays the woman's role in your relationships?
Horward The Duck: What exactly do you mean by 'woman's role'? Who fucks who? Or who does the cooking and the cleaning while the other one is at work?
Horward The Duck: Honestly, I wouldn't be able to answer either. Seeing as I haven't been in a serious relationship for at least 12 years, which either way, is none of your business.
JungleShimmy: woah woah woah dude, chill. I didn't mean it like that man. sorry you haven't been lucky for awhile lol but damn that's no reason to go off like that
Horward The Duck: Fuck you, you don't know the half of it.
JungleShimmy: shit man, one minute you're all nice to me the next you're fuckin' pmsing what's your problem?
Horward The Duck: You're my problem, you and everyone else that act like they give a shit, but in reality are the same simple minded assholes they always were
JungleShimmy: well..maybe if you'd dislodge that dildo from your ass...
JungleShimmy: look, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for
JungleShimmy: it was just an innocent question though, didn't mean to be offensive
JungleShimmy: why no relationship for so long?
Horward The Duck: I'd rather not talk about it
JungleShimmy: ok
JungleShimmy: you sure? sometimes it's better to get things out
Horward The Duck: lmao Yeah I know, that's what I do for a living
JungleShimmy: seriously tho, why not?
Horward The Duck: Just haven’t
JungleShimmy: well..did something happen in your last relationship?
Horward The Duck: Guess you could say that
JungleShimmy: well what? was he abusive..or?
Horward The Duck: You've been hearing too many stereotypes, no he wasn’t.
Horward The Duck: Actually, he was probably the nicest person I've ever met
JungleShimmy: so what happened?
JungleShimmy: oh
JungleShimmy: dude, I'm sorry
Horward The Duck: For what?
JungleShimmy: for making you talk about this
JungleShimmy: lets talk about something else
Horward The Duck: Ok
Horward The Duck: Like?
JungleShimmy: I have no idea lol, I don't really know you that well
Horward The Duck: So, what was the important thing you wanted to ask me? lol
JungleShimmy: mostly just about my roomate, but I think we've got that covered lol
Horward The Duck: Well, was there anything specific?
JungleShimmy: any advice on how to deal? lol
Horward The Duck: With your roommate? Just be honest with him
JungleShimmy: that's it?
Horward The Duck: Pretty much
JungleShimmy: but what if he starts wantin to spoon with me and all that shit? lmao ...joking
Horward The Duck: Funny...actually he'll more than likely back off if you tell him no, and if he doesn't then I would think it's time for him to find a new place
JungleShimmy: cool lol, listen I've gotta get goin' I'll talk with ya later though ok?
Horward The Duck: Uh..sure ok lol
JungleShimmy: aight, see ya man
Horward The Duck: Later
JungleShimmy signed off at 8:23:00 PM.
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