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Date Posted: 16:09:32 03/10/03 Mon
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In reply to:
jtmax28
's message, "Apology from Colin on 22 minutes" on 11:37:19 03/10/03 Mon
Since I'm not wasting my time on another WB account... I'd like to somewhat accept the apology on behalf of Oregonians everywhere.
>
>On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an
>apology to the United States of America. We haven't
>been getting along very well recently and for that, I
>am truly sorry.
>
I'm sorry "Blame Canada" was the most popular song among 7th graders last year. We really didn't mean it.
>I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.
>
And we're sorry we elected...no wait, we're sorry we didn't realize what a moron he was. Ok, we're just sorry we didn't care. What can we say? We Americans like comedy while we watch CNN. Comedy first, pronunciation and 4th grade reading skills second.
>He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it
>out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a
>moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of
>America. After all it's not like you actually elected
>him.
>
Oh, but my friend, a small fraction of America did, so therefore, we apologize for not shooting those people beforehand. We could do it now if you like.
>I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we
>have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to
>sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your
>own.
>
It's ok. Just because all Oregon has is trees and fish is no reason for us to be angry at you and your foreign wood (does that sound dirty? So sorry). We're sorry we enjoy cutting down all our trees instead of going to work for all our fancy technology companies. Perhaps you'd like some jobs.
>I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
>defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was
>much, much, much, much better than yours.
>
What's hockey?
>I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the
>war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very
>Nice.
>
Thank you. It will be even nicer in a couple years when we can air it out and get the idiot smell out of the carpets.
>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do
>with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.
>
If you send some of your superior beer down this way, we may let you feel something else.
>I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when
>you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna
>have your friends by your side.
>
So that involves you how?
>I realize it took more than two years before you guys
>pitched in against Hitler, but that was different.
>Everyone knew he had weapons.
I notice we won, too. Will the Canadians be kicking ass in two years with their maple leaves?
And finally on behalf of
>all Canadians,
>
>I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things
>in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly
>veiled criticism.
And I'm sorry our criticism isn't really veiled at all. We'll be sure to try harder next time.
>I sincerely hope that you're not
>upset over this.
>We've seen what you do to countries you get upset
>with. Thank you.
Don't worry. Bush can't understand half the words you used, so you'll be fine. Thank you for reminding us you're up there.
(p.s. All Canadians, I'm just kidding! Don't hurt us.....Colin started it!)
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