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Subject: Love & Lust

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Date Posted: 13:32:18 12/28/01 Fri
In reply to: CuriousGeorge 's message, "What is the difference between..." on 13:16:58 12/28/01 Fri

: LUST VS LOVE VS MARRIAGE

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LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing."
LOVE -When intercourse is called "making love."'
MARRIAGE -When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LUST -When you steal everything they own.
LOVE -When you share everything you own.
MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything.

LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
LOVE -When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE -When ... uh ... what's a climax?

LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work.

LUST -When all you write is your phone number.
LOVE -When you write poems about your partner.
MARRIAGE -When all you write is checks.

LUST -When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.
LOVE -When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
MARRIAGE -When you're only concern is what's on TV.

LUST -When you only see each other naked.
LOVE -When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
MARRIAGE -When you never see each other awake.

LUST -When your groin twitches every time you see them.
LOVE -When your heart flutters every time you see them.
MARRIAGE -When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LUST -When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
LOVE -When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
MARRIAGE -When you listen to talk radio.

LUST -When staying together is something you try not to think about.
LOVE -When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE -When just getting through the day is your only thought.

LUST -When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
LOVE -When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
MARRIAGE -When you're only interested in your golf score.

LUST -When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
LOVE -When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
MARRIAGE -When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

LUST -You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
LOVE -You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
MARRIAGE-You only leave the house when you're allowed

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[> [> [> Subject: You run across some interesting things if you do a search on that.
Author: S [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:46:46 12/28/01 Fri The cleaned up version of one of the more interesting is Sex = Friction Making Love = Fiction I thought maybe somebody would have a sweatometer online with a little red arrow marking the dividing line between the two.

[> [> [> [> Subject: The difference
Author: John Holmes [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:58:50 12/28/01 Fri Sex is fast and fun but leaves you feeling a little hollow the next morning. Making love is is slow, fast, trying to make the other person feel better than you and the incredible passion involved leaves no hollow feeling the next day.

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: you know..
Author: aileen [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:08:58 12/28/01 Fri I still have another month and a half to go before my better half gets home :P I shall avert mine eyes for the rest of these conversations. carry on.... :)

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Sorry to get the hormones going
Author: Electric Cowboy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:28:05 12/28/01 Fri I think I'll buy stock in EverReady