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Subject: You might be a redneck if... Author: S [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:11:58 01/06/02 Sun --You were baptized on a boat ramp. --You said your wedding vows while watching a football game. --You've ever introduced someone as 'my court-appointed lawyer.' --You don't think reading should be a requirement for high school graduation. --You hitchhiked to the family reunion. --You got your nose broken at your sister's wedding. from the first week of the Jeff Foxworthy 2002 desk calendar (you might be a redneck if you actually own that.) I resemble some of these remarks. But you're not really red if nobody is jumpin' off a rope swing into the creek during the baptism. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: You might be a redneck if... Author: WN [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 16:47:07 01/06/02 Sun But you're not >really red if nobody is jumpin' off a rope swing into >the creek during the baptism. Amen...and you're there to score...with Aunty Mom.

[> [> Subject: Re: You might be a redneck if... Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:49:30 01/06/02 Sun >But you're not >>really red if nobody is jumpin' off a rope swing into >>the creek during the baptism. > >Amen...and you're there to score...with Aunty Mom. Watch it, you coon ass. I send Uncle Bubba Bob after you. All five of 'em.

[> Subject: And don't think I don't mean it. Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 20:39:14 01/06/02 Sun I am one of six kids. My mother is one of six. My father is one of eleven. And so on. Basically, I'm related to the whole state of Mississippi. Even my boss is my grandfather's cousin's grandson--or somethin' like that. We don't look too close into it when somebody marries up with somebody local. I ain't marryin' any of those freaks, though. Bad enough I gotta swim in the same creek they piss in. If you're from Louisiana or Alabama, there's a slight chance we ain't related, but I still likes ta run a background check afore any sort of relations commence. :)