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Subject: Length off Author: Won Hong Lo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 11:16:03 01/07/02 Mon In reply to: WN 's message, "Flatbed Scanners & Me" on 10:38:49 01/07/02 Mon >I tried to scan my "unit" on a flatbed scanner once >and discovered that I had to fold it in half to make >it fit. > >(THUD) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Length off Author: Hugh G. Rection [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:25:06 01/07/02 Mon >>I tried to scan my "unit" on a flatbed scanner once >>and discovered that I had to fold it in half to make >>it fit. >> >>(THUD) Lay it on me, pal (not literally)....shall we call this the "Hang Ten" contest? :)

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Corvettes and... Author: Won Hong Lo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:52:09 01/07/02 Mon A tiger was tooling around the jungle in his brand new Corvette, when he comes across an elephant stuck in quicksand. The tiger backs his vette up to the quicksand, ties a rope to his chassis and throws it to the elephant. The elephant grabbed the rope with his nose and the tiger pulled him out. The elephant says, "We elephants never forget and if you are ever in need I will repay your kindness." Well, about a month later, the elephant hears this ractious roaring and goes to investigate. He finds the very same tiger mired in quicksand. The elephant quickly moves up and stradles the quicksand pit and drops his ________. The tiger grabs hold and the elephant pulls him to safety. and the moral of the story is.... ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . You don't need a Corvette to pick up pu$$y if you have a big schlong!

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Two Guys On A Bridge... Author: WN [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:28:10 01/07/02 Mon taking a leak both bragging about the size of "it." One guy says... "Damn, that water is cold!!" Other one says... "And deep, too!!"