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Date Posted: 19:35:43 02/21/02 Thu
Author: Sadistic
Subject: Re: The challenge
In reply to: Sadistic 's message, "The challenge" on 18:35:06 02/15/02 Fri

Inside a bar somewhere in Boston Mass. all of the televisions are tuned in on the winter Olympics. The patrons are sitting amoung themselves discussing the silver medal the American women hockey players had just won. Sitting by himself at a table off in the corner is ACE International Undisputed Champion Sadistic Shawn Crusher. He is wearing a red team an authentic team Canada Hockey jersey. He has a half full pint of beer in front of him and 6 empty pints as well.

Sadistic: So it seems that our girls finally beat the American girls. Despite having everything going against them Canadian girls still pulled it off. American soil. American referee and a dozen bad penalty calls against them. Our girls riened supreme.

I can't say that I am surprised though. What I am surprised about is the fact that sent a broadcast throughout ACE International last week issuing a challenge to anybody that wants to dispute my claim to the ACE International Undisputed World Championship and nobody has answered my challenge.

I do have to admit that I was wrong about a couple of things that I did say last week though. First of all I said that both ACE Australia and ACE Europe are on life support. Well it seems that they are actually dead. It seems that ACE USA is the one on life support. Second thing I called wrong was the fact that... Well I only seem to have called one thing wrong.

Last week I talked about the Brothers in Arms the two Hall of Shamers who are now so pathetic that only ACE USA would hire them. Lets talk about Dragon Tzu the current ACE USA champion. The guy has no talent and no class. If he and Dragon Belt were equals then the stock value of the ACE USA title has become worthless. I beat Dragon Belt and I can easily beat Dragon Tzu.

Who else does ACE USA have? Heartbreak Alf? Fallen Angel? Notorius? Those are three guys who can't even hold onto a worthless title like the ACE USA heavywieght title. None of you guys would ever cut it in ACE Canada.

You know I can say that at least your womens division has something going for it. Its more exciting then the mens division here. Though it is sometimes hard to tell the men from the women in ACE USA.

So heres the deal. I want Paco Perez and the curent so called triple crown heavywieght champion whoever that is. To take Commisioner Sharp and myself in a tag team match. If ACE USA is to win then the triple crown champion gets a shot at my Undisputed ACE International title. However, if Commisioner Sharp and I win then I want a shot at the ACE International triple crown heavywieght title.

Thats the deal. Does the so called triple crown champion and ACE USA's commisioner have the guts to accept my offer?

A waitress comes along and puts another pint of beer in front of Sadistic and clears away the empty glasses. Sadistic takes another swig from his half empty mug.

Sadistic: Damn American beer. Its impossible to get drunk off of this stuff. Its like drinking damn water.

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