Date Posted:19:19:20 03/27/02 Wed Author: Brothers of the Swastika Subject: King Jason vill pay for zis
The German National Anthem plays, and the Brothers of the Swastika make their way to the ring, waving the Nazi flag and goosestepping in unison. Both men look extremely angry and focussed, and are unfazed by the garbage thrown at them by the fans. They enter the ring, and take the microphone.
ADOLPH: Hans, ven I look at ze tape of our tag team champinship match against ze Young Varriors, do you know vat I see?
HANS: A big masked idiot causing us to lose ze match?
ADOLPH: Yes, but zat is not all. I also see a system zat does not promote equality, does not vant ze best tag team in ze Vorld to dominate here as ve have everyvere else. I see fear, a commissioner who is afraid of two superior athletes vinning his tag team championship because zey are German.
Vell, Herr Commissioner, Your plan vill not vork. Ve vill succeed in our mission, to begin vith ze domination of ACE Australia und continue on to destroy ze entire Vorld und take tag team championships back to our leader in Germany.
Und Hans, zat means zat zis Sunday, you must defeat King Jason. Und I must be announced to compete in ze ACE Australia Heavyveight title tournament.
Und vunce ve take every title in ACE, perhaps zen ze fans und officials in ACE vill give us ze respect ve deserve.
SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!
Adolph drops the microphone, and he and Hans circle the ring, offering a Nazi salute to each side of the arena before exiting the arena.
