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Retaliation apeal

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Mr. D.

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Date Posted: 05:40:14 11/12/02 Tue

(oh by the way what I did the other day you may find rather amusing. In manchester I've been living on the pretext that no-one will go as far as me. So when flat 13[girls] left me a present [rang the door bell and ran away] which was a mouldy chicken with a flag sticking out of it saying BOO! I retaliated by leaving them a man made from a tin can saying I will have your children!. They then returned that on fire with a giant [well Kev size] pink penis, and I got pink paint on myself. This pissed me off so I got some mouldy bacon cut it into a fetus and put it on a sheet of paper {A3} with tomato sause and wrote on it I have your children!. They retaliated by steeling my helmet and union jack Tshirt wearing Bull dog tea towel (when you see it you shall see why its my most prised posetion) and stuck it in their window with a sign above it saying Ha hahahahahaha told you we'd have it! They refuse to return it!
So I told them to return it within 2 days or I'll give them a warning, and if 2 days later they still havn't returned it I shall retaliate and thay shall suffer [greatly]. Yesterday the first 2 days were up so I left them a bag of human shit on their door step {they were really pissed by this but still wont return the tea towel ]. So by tomorrow I have to think up something that will devestate them.
Can you help?
ideas on a stamped e-mail to:
Kevs retaliation competition
mrdiscourage@hotmail.com

The winner gets his/her idea run through.
I give you all a week and I'll think up something in the mean time

All entries must be in by the 19th of November so get your thinking cap on

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Re: Retaliation apeal	Mr. D.	05:46:51 11/12/02 Tue