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Jimi in the lead!

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Mr D

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Date Posted: 16:15:16 11/14/02 Thu
In reply to: jim 's message, "Re: Im Starting a fanzine type thing, and i need help!!!" on 08:00:30 11/12/02 Tue

kev, you shud be on jackass you crazy dude.

try wanking in a bag or getting one of those pigs hearts and doing something cwazee with it.(wank in the pigs heart)

Knock on the door, then when they answer begin shitting on them.

Burn their flat down.

Knock on the door, and when they answer begin having gay sex with your friends.

Steal a cow, then kill it, shit on it, then set it on fire. The eat it, if you want, in front of them.

Skin a cow, get inside, shit yourtself, then start a fire.

Put 2 skulls outside their door, with a scroll. Scary.

Shave your pubes off, then stick themk to chicken (alive) Glue a cigarette to its beak, then when they answer the door, begin to make love to your freidns.

Fill condoms full of shit, then tie knots in them.

wee everywhere.

post letter bombs to them with poo in them.

throw tv's at them that have wee inside.

wear a tv on your head then pretend to be a newsreader when they answer the door.

sellotape 2 hamsters together (alive) ((1 wearing boxing gloves))

tie 7 horses together, (3 with rollerblades on) 1 with ice skates on their head. do this twice for confusion. The second time u must insist on making love to the ugliest horse.

do an interview with model 13.

Locate framed pictures of their mothers, then when they open the door you wack your cock out, then say, 'I fucked your mommas'

Make them listen to James Eatwells record collection.

bye bye phil james

peace out. shit bag king.

jim

That was Jimi's e-mail to me and he's currently in the leed I liked the pigs heart suggestion, but I think I may adapt this to include a pigs head which in some way I will customise! They have now returned my Tea towel as I stole some of their stuff and returned it in exchange but my flat mate stole their Rainbow poster so the war continues!

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