Subject:  That fucking band last night...... |
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Jim
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Date Posted: 05:34:24 05/24/02 Fri
I know nobody is really interested, but middle finger had a gig last night at Abrahams, we played with a band called Garden Shark who could only be described as Aquatic Rock (Middle of the Road stylee) Anyway, the bass player was an absolute cock master. We havent practiced for some time but we were only supporting so we didnt think it was that important, anyways, the sound man (The one with the extrememly high undercut and tatoos down one arm) says to us just after the sound check, 'Have you guys practiced recently?' we say 'No' he says ' I can tell' we say, 'so what'. Then i say 'we are a punk band, we dont care, why do we have to practice?', Ducky says, 'we know we can't sing, but we don't care' then this COCKMASTER from Garden Shark Fishing establishment says, 'Yeah, get some singing lessons'. Later on when Adam arrived , adam went for a piss, the BETH ORTON (bass player) lookalike says to Adam, 'Ere mate, have you payed to get up here? ' Adam says 'fuck off, i dont have to pay to take a piss you dick'
When this middle of the road band started playing the bass player (who wasa doing some cwazee jumps when playing) comes over to me and tries to shake my hand, I didn't shake his hand I gave him a good ol' thumbs up, to which he said 'Aren't you going to shake my hand?' I said 'No'
I was also pissed off with their drummer who turned up with nothing apart from hius drum sticks, he says to me can i borrow your snare? I say 'NO!' then I say, ' Why dpont you ask the other drummer if you can borrow his?' He didnt ask the other guy he just got the other snare and used it. The cheeky fucker also decided he wanted to use my cymbals so he just set mine up gfor their soundcheck when i was down stairs. COCKMASTER. I came upstairs to find my cybal on the drumkit. Realising that he'd used it for their soundcheck I simply took it down and put the cymbal away. I then walked downstairs and on the way down I passed the drummer (Who was wearing an FCUK top) who nodded and smiled at me, I did not smile back I frowned at the FUCKER. I was not happy, I wanted to kill the whole band. I was wound up, im so glad i phoned Rachel, cos then i forgot about the cockheads we were playiung with. It didn't stop me from mentioning the Cockheads that try to charge people for using the toilet whilst we were playing. It was strange gig last, we were pretty bad, but we dont care, there were some really bad vibes in the room, It did get good at the end when people started dancing but id rather just forget the whole night. Thanks to Kez and Adam and Louise and anyone else that came to see us. The only thing id like to dsay is 'PUNANI'
'PUNANI' was a song by Garden Shark, kez loved it, he was singing his heart out to this song all by himself at the back of the room, it was something that made me laugh a lot.
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