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Subject: 請人


Author:
Egg人事部
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Date Posted: 22:26:05 12/21/01 Fri

EGG請人啟示:

朱利仁助手和實Q
月薪15$HK(紅色假期雙倍人工)每日20個鐘 人工高 福利好包食包住

乜朱利仁唔係已經有左助手???因佢犯齊下面五條規佢!!所以公司要決定抄佢由魚

助手5大條件
1) 要靚仔有型
2) 學歷最低要有個博士學位
3) 工人的時候不可離開朱利仁二十呎以外(除非得到朱利仁同意)
4) 要係攪基唔可以鐘意任何一個女仔
5) 要聽從朱利仁所有吩咐(即要朱利仁要你做乜就做乜)
就係咁簡單的要求

工作內容
幫朱利仁擔擔抬抬,照顧一切起居飲食,幫朱利仁換衫換褲,著鞋除鞋,喂佢食野飲野,佢柯屎要幫佢吻, 總之朱利仁要你做乜就做乜。

實Q 5大條件
1) 當然要識打la!!!!
2) 身高要六呎或以上
3) 工人的時候不可離開朱利仁二十呎以外(除非得到朱利仁同意)
4) 要令朱利仁絲亳無損
5) 唔好太過樣衰

工作內容
主要保護朱利仁一切人生安全,以免被人「咸豬手」要聽從朱利仁所有吩咐,間唔中乜要幫朱利仁擔擔抬抬

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[> Subject: Re: 請人


Author:
代表全部歌迷o既會長
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Date Posted: 01:30:20 12/22/01 Sat

有無搞錯呀,淨係請豬俐仁實Q,唔請渣lin實Q,pin心!!!!!!公司請盡快交代!!!!!!!!!!!

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[> [> Subject: Re: 請人


Author:
Egg宣傳部姐姐
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Date Posted: 05:06:00 12/22/01 Sat

哦~係咁o既....因為我地o係最近o既幾個宣傳活動發現朱利仁o既fan屎較為熱情,分別以投擲雞蛋、蕃茄、生菜、隔夜飯等及淋紅油、麻油、茄汁等,支持朱利仁......
朱利仁及本公司都明白到fans以上熱情o既舉動都係為o左支持朱利仁,但係希望大家明白朱利仁係由剛果返o黎o既,對於香港o既食品暫時重未完全接受得到,佢而家只係以香港o既波羅,榴年,臭豆腐,西瓜作為食糧,所以大家可以嘗試送哩D o野俾佢.....
因為太多人送o野俾朱利仁喇,而且朱利仁樣貌較為出眾(從佢o係一條街內比五十個人打,每人打20o野可睇出太多人羨慕佢,妒忌佢),所以我地公司認為我地應該全力加強人手保護朱利仁.

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[> Subject: Re: 請人


Author:
你明龜
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Date Posted: 00:46:58 12/23/01 Sun

我做呀.........
月薪幾多.......
琴曰叫完雞差D用唒D錢
而家等錢再叫過呀!

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[> Subject: Re: 請人


Author:
Egg宣傳部姐姐
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Date Posted: 03:28:15 12/23/01 Sun

你做助手定實Q呀?
post張相o黎睇o下sin la......
月薪$15(HK)

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[> Subject: Re: 請人


Author:
想跳槽的鄭記校工
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Date Posted: 04:18:29 12/23/01 Sun

點post相呀
egg除左石Q同助手之外
仲有冇邊個部門請人呀
聽講洗廁所部唔夠人手bor

好過係鄭記成日俾校長插啦...
又俾其他高級校工ha...

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