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Date Posted: 20:21:41 09/12/02 Thu
Author: The Little One
Subject: Ode to me.

I am Matt
My roommate's fat
(and Jewish)
And we have a grande old time in our room
Eating easy mac and getting fatter
(cept I dont' eat easy mac, I eat bagels)

I found it by accident.
Steph is a wicked hott piece of ass (you know it ladies!)
And I'm not even making fun of my roommate, he really is fat and Jewish
And he blames everything in his life on being either fat
Or Jewish.
Oh, the joy of school
And my room,
My fat roommate
And wicked hott piece of ass best friend
Who sucks.
(you know it ladies)

And I loooooooove crock pots
And my favourite movie.
And I loooooooove Cheese sometimes.
In fact, I am nodding my head.
But mostly cuz I'm at gunpoint.

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