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>On a rugby tour in the Isle of Man, 16 English birds, >one Irish and me. I had played no rugby due to injury >(sustained falling down the stairs in a club on the >first night of tour) and was demoted to official >photographer. Got chatting to the Welsh barman at the >rugby club, who generously agreed to open the club for >us the next day. >So well rolled up about three seconds before kick-off, >desperately hung over, and the English contingent took >the piss liberally for 75 minutes. Then suddenly me, >the barman and the Irish girl were the only people >smiling! > >I got more drunk that night than I ever have in my >life and got back to the b & b by a mix of crawling >and being carried. The only thing that marred the >experience was the 6am ferry to Liverpool the next >day... I spent four hours curled up under a table >trying not to be sick.

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