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Subject: Try stem cell research and the war funding bill with time lines . nt


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Bev
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Date Posted: 10:00:50 09/14/07 Fri
In reply to: Oropan 's message, "Re: another fairy tale by ORO . also a funny you might enjoy ." on 07:40:34 09/14/07 Fri

>And what bills has Bush vetoed?
>BTW, I loved the joke.
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>>first bush vetoes most of the legislation the dems do
>>as opposed to passing every pork bill the rep handed
>>his desk also the dems do not have enough to overide
>>theveto so they are hardly in charge .
>> now for a laugh or perhaps you have already read
>>this
>>
>>
>>Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes
>>the best patients to operate on.
>>
>>The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see
>>accountants on my operating table because when you
>>open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>>
>>The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you
>>should try electricians! Everything inside them is
>>color coded."
>>
>>The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really
>>think Librarians are the best, everything inside them
>>is in alphabetical order."
>>
>>The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
>>know, I like construction workers......those guys
>>always understand when you have a few parts left
>>over."
>>
>>But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them
>>all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
>>Politicians are the easiest to operate
>>on.......there's no guts, no heart, , no brains and
>>no spine, and the head and the rear end are
>>interchangeable."

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