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Date Posted: 17:01:44 04/23/07 Mon In reply to: Oropan 's message, "global warming....SOLVED!!!!!!!!!" on 06:08:18 04/23/07 Mon Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?" Posted Apr 23rd 2007 1:07PM by TMZ Staff The answer, presumably, is no -- but Rosie made her point, pooh-poohing Sheryl Crow for suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper per trip to the loo. Crow made her comments on her blog last week, and Rosie took a moment on this morning's "The View" to express her incredulity at the supposedly enviro-friendly suggestion. "Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed Rosie, and Barbara Walters was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow's helpful suggestions. >Sheryl Crowe has found the solution!!!! > >"Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the >better part of this tour trying to come up with easy >ways for us all to become a part of the solution to >global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest >stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth >investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of >forest conservation which we heavily rely on for >oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many >squares of toilet paper can be used in any one >sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding >American of his or her God-given rights, but I think >we are an industrious enough people that we can make >it work with only one square per restroom visit, >except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to >3 could be required. > >Crow (4/19): I also like the idea of not using paper >napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and >represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed >a clothing line that has what's called a "dining >sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced >with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design >will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his >mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet >another barely used paper product. I think this idea >could also translate quite well to those suffering >with an annoying head cold. > >Crow (4/19): This next idea I have been saving but I >will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. >It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating >incentive for us all to minimize our own personal >carbon footprints. It's a reality show. (I feel pretty >certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!) Here is the >premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are >competing for the top spot as the person who lives the >"greenest" life. This will be reflected in the >contestant's home, his business, and his own personal >living style. The winner of this challenging, >prestigious, contest would receive what??. . . . a >recording contract!!!!!" [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |