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Date Posted: 00:27:07 02/02/02 Sat
Author: Southern Gent
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 207.144.249.34
Subject: Isn't that the punch line of joke?
In reply to: Donk 's message, "That's one...." on 21:56:39 02/01/02 Fri

Looks like some creatons crept in the house. Good response.

Don't know if everyone has heard this one but will tell it anyway.

Back in the horse and buggy days, a man and woman got married. After the wedding, the man loaded his bride onto his wagon that was pulled by a mule.

One their way home, the mule decided to stop and graze on some grass on the side of the road. The man got down and looked the mule in the eye and said "That's one." A short time later the mule to decided to stop and get a drink of water from a stream and the man got down and looked the mule in the eye and said "That's two." Before they got home the mule decided to stop and rest. The man got down from the wagon and pulled out his rifle. He walked up to the mule and said "That's three" and then shot the mule.

Well, his new bride was furious. She started yelling at her husband about shooting the mule. "Now what are we going do without a mule?" The man got back up on the wagon and looked her in the eye and said "That's one."

Night all.

SG*

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