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Date Posted: 20:50:24 02/11/02 Mon
Author: Southern Gent
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 207.144.249.104
Subject: On a lighter note

TOP TEN VALENTINE DAY CARDS

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
in hopes that, later, you'd be my who*e.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a*s.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass,
our love has grown. . . but so's your a*s.

3. You're a honey and you're a cutie,
I just wish you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
so right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Not sure yet which one I will send to the ol lady! I'm leaning toward #2.

SG*

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Replies:

Thanks Gent -- Normal, 01:44:09 02/12/02 Tue
Nice one... -- Interested Awareness, 15:59:18 02/13/02 Wed
Re: On a lighter note -- MJ, 18:06:18 02/13/02 Wed
#2 is definitely the safest -- Wilbs, 20:55:07 02/13/02 Wed
- Re: #2 is definitely the safest -- Southern Gent, 21:21:56 02/15/02 Fri