A blonde bird fills up the car with petrol and goes inside to pay. On her return she realises that she has locked the keys in the car. So goes back inside to ask the attendant if they have a coat hanger or something which she can use to fish her keys out through a partially open window. The blonde returns to her car and pokes the coat hanger into the window, at which point the other blonde sat in the car says "left a bit, no right , thats it down".
blonde bird joke